InsaneJournal

My Dream this time starts with me waking up. Weird, I know. My mom was trying to wake me up so she could have my sheets to clean, and I tried begging her to let me sleep in. Because it was tiring to be in middle school and ... here is where I almost outed myself as Sailor V, a super hero. Luckily Artemis smacked me and told me I was supposed to keep that secret before I could finish getting the sentence out. I mean, not that my parents would actually believe me about that.

I go to hang out with my friends, after letting my pen do my homework for me (take that, talking cat), and one of them has a radio he’s used to sort of… hack radio station signals? So we can listen to concerts without actually being at the concerts. He said it picks up the signals from their wireless microphones. I’m sure it’s super illegal, and I really have no idea if this is something that would even work here. My dreams seem to take place a long time ago. The singer we’re listening to is called Petit Pandora. Which… the singer who turned out to be a monster in my last dream was named Pandora, also. So, that bodes well. She even looks like a younger version of her.

A letter to challenge me is given to the police. I’m not affiliated with the police, they don’t even particularly like me because a masked 13 year old putting robbers you can’t catch in jail for you has to bruise the ego. But she leaves a letter with them all the same, which the friend with the radio picks up on, also tapping into the police radio I guess. She’s apparently behind the disappearances of all the teenage boys in the area.

I go to where she says to meet her, only to find the place swarming with cops. So clearly the only sensible thing to do is use my magic compact (wasn’t it the pen before? How do I rewind and review my dreams) to also turn into an idol singer. I have to say, I made a pretty cute boy. I make my way past all the cops and try to be a distraction for the girl. She falls for it, and also falls off the perch she was waiting on. (A swing hanging from a blimp? This is Doctor Evil levels of ridiculousness. I demand better super villains.) I use my pen to transform into Sailor V and introduce myself.

Petite Pandora flips out on me, saying she’s here to get revenge for her sister. Otherwise known as the ham zombie from my last dream. She sics the boys she kidnapped on me, and once again I’m trying to kick and punch them away. It’s not their fault they got brainwashed by an evil pop singer. I use my compact on her and her face starts to melt away, just as her sister’s did. Revealing another zombie with pineapple slices on its face. Unlike her sister, as she melts, she starts emitting a toxic gas. I somehow call on the power of Venus to shower purifying light on the entire area. It kills the zombie while clearing away the fumes.

And that’s where I woke up.