captainpoppins (captainpoppins) wrote in valarnet, @ 2018-02-11 22:54:00 |
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Entry tags: | alex, neena thurman (domino), yondu udonta |
Well it looks like it's that time of the month for dreams posts and such. Been a while for myself, actually.
Looks like after Quill and his crew pulled a fast one on us with that Infinity Stone, me and the boys went our own way and steered clear of the Guardians. Back to thievin' and all that. We were on some R&R planet where I ran into Stakar, the man that saved my life and let me become a Ravager. Turns out I'm still banished cuz of my deal with Ego, deliverin' all his bastard kids from the four corners of the galaxy.Quill was one of 'em, but I just couldn't Jackass had the nerve to tell me I wasn't gettin' no honors at my funeral the way Ravagers get 'em, just cuz he thought what I had done broke the Code. Screw him. I didn't break no code.
Then some golden gal rolls up on us and offers a bounty on the Guardians. Well I ain't about to say no to a million credits, plus I know exactly where they're at cuz I put a tracker on their ship after the war on Xandar. 'cept when we get there, that damn rat raccoon set up all kinds of booby traps and kicked the collective asses of half my men. 'course I hung back with the smarter portion of my crew till we could get to that talkin' rodent ourselves. Wasn't so cocky once I had my Yaka arrow pointed at his head. I end up decidin' not to turn the Guardians over and instead sell the batteries the raccoon stole from the golden chick. Next thing I know my crew gets all uppity and is ready to straight up mutiny.
I don't know what's gonna happen next. All I know is I got some dumb shits on my crew who can't do math and I got "Southern Nights" stuck in my head.