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Tweak says, "Macaroni & Cheerios!"

ᴄʟᴇᴀɴᴇʀ (garcian) wrote in valarnet,
@ 2017-09-11 08:54:00

Entry tags:

abigail hobbs, agent carolina, dan smith, furiosa, garcian smith, katherine pierce, kenzi malikov, yondu udonta

John Jesus H. Christ on a motherfucking bike, this place is fucked. If I could stop switching places with the dude I share a dreamspace with, that'd be cool. It's awkward as shit. Think of the most awkward thing, tell me what it is, and I will tell you that switching places with someone randomly is even more awkward. Fucker didn't even switch with me to get me to the front of the line at the breakfast place for a damn Eggywich, I ended up in the back of the bar which, actually, tequila at 9:00 am sounds pretty good right now.

There's also this cultist named Andrei Ulmeyda and his fanatic followers ain't above killing each other to get all 12 action figures of him (which appeared this morning in my bedroom). Who the hell would kill someone for an action of figure of some fucker with a fro dressed like an astronaut? Nevermind that he literally exploded in front of me and his blood killed everyone in the vicinity.

At least I got a ring that shoots fire. Shit.

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	monsterthong 2017-09-11 08:16 pm UTC (link)
	I dig it, but what's the deal with this guy that he had action figures made after him? Why did his blood kill everyone? Was it something like The Shining?? And did you ever get that Eggywich? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

garcian
2017-09-11 08:25 pm UTC (link)

He claimed to be able to save humanity so he would infect himself with the junk that turns humans into Smiles, then distribute his blood after he overcame the virus. Except then he the government pumped him full of Smile Virus 2.0 which was some nasty shit, hence the blood killing people. Not that himself was pretty great but at that point he wanted to be put out of his misery so I did him a favor by taking him out.

I didn't, actually. Disappointing.

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	monsterthong 2017-09-11 08:45 pm UTC (link)
	What the fuuuuuuudge. All that sounds like a legit nightmare, Garcie. We'll have to get you that Eggywich though, and take pictures of all the action figures in compromising positions. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	garcian 2017-09-11 08:47 pm UTC (link)
	It legit is, homegirl. You doing okay? I wouldn't turn down an Eggywich. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	monsterthong 2017-09-11 08:58 pm UTC (link)
	I'm good, homeboy. You're the one with the creepy zombie nightmares. Google is amazeballs. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	garcian 2017-09-11 09:01 pm UTC (link)
	They're something else, I won't lie. Glad you're doing okay though. A one-woman PI biz for now? That was where I tried to go, but life got weird. They're damn good. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	monsterthong 2017-09-11 09:15 pm UTC (link)
	Video game material is what they are, dude. But, yeah, while the brother is out consummating his marriage I'm holding the forte and keeping busy. Lots of marital affair cases I can tag along and if life gets weird for you again, know that I will at least make sure to purchase one on your behalf. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	garcian 2017-09-11 09:27 pm UTC (link)
	Marital affairs sound juicy as hell. When's he due back? Well, I appreciate that. Tag along and I'll give you the info on that bakery apartment I saw that's got your name on it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	monsterthong 2017-09-11 09:44 pm UTC (link)
	Around the 17th. They're gonna check to see if this estate I got papers for is actually legit. Woot, woot. Sounds good to me. I'll eat that bakery out. Of their goods, I mean. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	garcian 2017-09-11 09:50 pm UTC (link)
	You got an estate? Oh yeah. The cinnamon rolls though. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	monsterthong 2017-09-11 09:53 pm UTC (link)
	Yerp. After I got brought back from Valhalla my dead almost-fiance's bff said he left it to me in his will. It's in Barcelona. I'll be taking a vacation there soon just to get out of here for a bit. I will be all up in that shit, you don't even know. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	garcian 2017-09-11 09:55 pm UTC (link)
	Sounds like it'll be nice. You can take the fire ring with you, if you want? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	monsterthong 2017-09-11 10:02 pm UTC (link)
	Just in case I gotta roast a bitch in Barcelona? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	garcian 2017-09-11 10:05 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, exactly. Or light a stogie, but mostly to roast a bitch. Customs won't even notice. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	monsterthong 2017-09-11 10:14 pm UTC (link)
	Not afraid I'll change my mind and stay in Barcelona forever and keep the shiny? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	garcian 2017-09-11 10:17 pm UTC (link)
	Nah. Though if you stayed forever I hope you'd at least let me visit. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	monsterthong 2017-09-11 10:34 pm UTC (link)
	I can't have you bring me back to life and just ignore you afterwards, Garcie. I'll be stick around. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	garcian 2017-09-11 10:40 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, I'm sure that'd be terrible for your conscience. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	monsterthong 2017-09-11 10:50 pm UTC (link)
	Nah. You're just super likeable too. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	garcian 2017-09-11 10:51 pm UTC (link)
	Not sure why you think that, but I think it's just you. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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