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Tweak says, "The chair bit me! Owie.. ;_;"

Haymitch Abernathy (quellsurvivor) wrote in valarnet,
@ 2012-09-19 12:11:00

Entry tags:

glados, haymitch abernathy, hermione granger, katniss everdeen, mayuri kurotsuchi, peeta mellark

Since I apparently complain a lot and people don't want to hear the truth, I figured I would share something comical; my phone, my accessory to murder.

Remember they were designed by fellow human beings. That probably explains a lot more than it doesn't.

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	black_soil 2012-09-19 06:11 pm UTC (link)
	Your phone is amusing. I wonder if a foundry counts as a basic incinerator. I would imagine it does. What about a vat of acid or using a wood chipper on a frozen body? Both are very effective. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	quellsurvivor 2012-09-19 07:45 pm UTC (link)
	It sure tries to be. Can't say that I have. I am not in the field of being a serial killer. I just fix houses. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	black_soil 2012-09-19 10:31 pm UTC (link)
	Your phone should be upgraded to include those as possible answers, in the event a serial killer gets ahold of your phone. Otherwise, it is an inferior product that lacks the appropriate information. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	quellsurvivor 2012-09-20 12:34 am UTC (link)
	Okay, I'll pass the message along to the creator. I'm sure he'll put it at the top of his list. It's always been that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	black_soil 2012-09-20 12:37 am UTC (link)
	I'll remedy the situation by creating such an application. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	quellsurvivor 2012-09-20 12:43 am UTC (link)
	Perfect. Sure it'll be a best seller. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	her_my_nee 2012-09-19 07:58 pm UTC (link)
	That's a bit disconcerting. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	quellsurvivor 2012-09-20 12:34 am UTC (link)
	You think? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	her_my_nee 2012-09-20 01:55 am UTC (link)
	Most of the time. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	unwillingmartyr 2012-09-19 09:31 pm UTC (link)
	Why would anyone....? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	quellsurvivor 2012-09-20 12:34 am UTC (link)
	Don't ask me. Ask the designer. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	boyinlove 2012-09-19 10:56 pm UTC (link)
	Please don't tell me you have a body in your back yard or something. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	quellsurvivor 2012-09-20 12:35 am UTC (link)
	Maybe I do. In my pool perhaps but don't worry the phone helped me hide it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	boyinlove 2012-09-20 11:45 pm UTC (link)
	I see how it is. The phone is starting to replace me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	quellsurvivor 2012-09-21 01:26 am UTC (link)
	If my phone starts cleaning my pool, we both need to worry. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	huge_success 2012-09-20 12:36 am UTC (link)
	Oh Siri, how primitive you are. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	quellsurvivor 2012-09-20 12:43 am UTC (link)
	Just a bit. It was good for a laugh though. Ask it to tell you a knock-knock joke sometime. (Reply to this) (Parent)