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Tweak says, "WHERE'S HARVEY DENT????"

terribly sorry, officer (baelfiery) wrote in valarnet,
@ 2017-03-31 06:32:00

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clint barton (hawkeye), elsa of arendelle, neal cassidy (baelfire)

Did you know that in Miami you can be paid to be a python hunter? Burmese pythons. Met this dude in a bar who joined a government-paid team of 25 to hunt pythons since the area has kind of a snake problem.

That would have been good to know before honeymooning here, but aside from the snake jokes I could make, I'll just say it's actually been pretty awesome. Me and the new wife are pleasantly crispy and rehydrating with water and frozen daiquiris in the South Beach day-drinking scene.

Totally not worrying that we left our kids partly with a pirate. Souvenir requests are being taken as well.

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	regally 2017-03-31 10:14 am UTC (link)
	I'll have to ask Guyliner. He was schooling me on how much cocaine went for not long ago. Of course. My entire phone gallery consists of these three - I'll have to send the one where they're both sleeping on Henry. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	baelfiery 2017-03-31 10:18 am UTC (link)
	Ha! Figures he would know that. Oh shit, I just died of cuteness. Henry will want it erased, but how can such prime blackmail material be deleted? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	regally 2017-03-31 10:22 am UTC (link)
	I don't understand this 'I'm not cute' phase he's going through, but I will print this picture out and frame it whether he likes it or not. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	baelfiery 2017-03-31 10:24 am UTC (link)
	It's the teenage thing, they are too proud to be cute. How little they know. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	regally 2017-03-31 03:05 pm UTC (link)
	We're lucky. He could be worse. Maybe I should just stop wiping his face with my spit or fixing his hair in that motherly way. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	baelfiery 2017-03-31 03:09 pm UTC (link)
	Uhhhhh, gross, no one deserves that any age. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	regally 2017-03-31 03:25 pm UTC (link)
	It's what you have to do with kids sometimes when you're on the go. Wait until Niko's a toddler. You'll know. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	baelfiery 2017-03-31 03:27 pm UTC (link)
	Hell no. I refuse. This is why individual travel wet naps were invented. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	regally 2017-03-31 03:38 pm UTC (link)
	You say that now, but wait as the years unravel your resolve and you're in a rush and desperate. I'll wait. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	baelfiery 2017-03-31 03:39 pm UTC (link)
	Gonna be a long wait, Queenie. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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