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Tweak says, "Bingo!"

terribly sorry, officer (baelfiery) wrote in valarnet,
@ 2017-03-31 06:32:00

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clint barton (hawkeye), elsa of arendelle, neal cassidy (baelfire)

Did you know that in Miami you can be paid to be a python hunter? Burmese pythons. Met this dude in a bar who joined a government-paid team of 25 to hunt pythons since the area has kind of a snake problem.

That would have been good to know before honeymooning here, but aside from the snake jokes I could make, I'll just say it's actually been pretty awesome. Me and the new wife are pleasantly crispy and rehydrating with water and frozen daiquiris in the South Beach day-drinking scene.

Totally not worrying that we left our kids partly with a pirate. Souvenir requests are being taken as well.

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	baelfiery 2017-03-31 08:31 am UTC (link)
	I guess 'where are my slippers and pipe when I get home from work, woman?' would cause me to be drinking my meals through a straw for awhile too. But you got him back eventually? Domestic bliss with you three? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	shotdown 2017-03-31 08:37 am UTC (link)
	This is what happens when you fall for strong independent women. Domestic bliss here, yes. Over there, we're less with the bumpin' uglies. But she did come back with my dog. Apparently we're both utter disasters at taking care of ourselves. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	baelfiery 2017-03-31 08:41 am UTC (link)
	Love 'em, those strong independent women. You can make up for the lack of bumping uglies now, at least? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	shotdown 2017-03-31 08:49 am UTC (link)
	At least she'll protect you from drunkenly getting eaten. It does add a definite bonus to things, yes. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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