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Allison Argent will (knockyoudown) wrote in valarnet,
@ 2017-02-07 21:34:00

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allison argent, newt scamander, scott mccall

I googled 'couples crocodile wrestling' on a whim and found this. Sorry, Scott, but it looks like crocodiles are way more dangerous than I'd originally thought. We might have to rethink our couples crocodile wrestling idea. If they were a little less chompy I'd be all in, though.

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	alpharising 2017-02-08 04:57 am UTC (link)
	We could go backpacking instead, just the two of us. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	knockyoudown 2017-03-08 05:57 pm UTC (link)
	Sounds like an adventure! (Reply to this) (Parent)

caseofbeasts
2017-02-15 02:05 am UTC (link)

You might have better luck with an alligator. The funny thing about alligators is that while their jaws are massively strong biting down, they can exert little to no pressure upward! For example, this tiny crab was able to hold the mouth of a gator shut all by himself!

Though I honestly don't really condone wrestling with any sorts of wild animals. It ought to be left to the professionals.

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	knockyoudown 2017-03-08 05:59 pm UTC (link)
	Sounds like you know you're zoology! I think in the end we probably will leave it to the pros. Backpacking will be enough of an adventure for us. (Reply to this) (Parent)