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Tweak says, "Pastaaaaaaa"

ᴀʀᴄʜᴀɴɢᴇʟ (calibrations) wrote in valarnet,
@ 2016-06-08 20:04:00

Entry tags:

abigail hobbs, cindy cendrillon (cinderella), commander jane shepard, garrus vakarian, olivia moore, pete wisdom, twelfth doctor, veronica mars

Two years of living here - give or take - and this place has finally decided to start turning me into my alien-self. Except in my unlucky scenario, it's not a magical 'wake up and I'm blue and scaly' thing. It's uncomfortable with a touch of awkward, but it won't take much to adjust when it's all done. As a turian I can take a goddamn missile to the face and survive, on the bright side. It's happened. The scars were impressive.

Anyway, thanks to the transition I've experienced a growth spurt that's forced me to purchase an entire new line of clothing to accomodate the extra height and longer limbs. If you're about six feet and can fit in a large, I've got clothes that I need to get rid of. My wife's fussing about how it's all taking over the closet. The sooner the better.

I'd also comment about how much I'm going to miss the human taste of food, but my allergies (a cosmic joke, I'm sure) have made it damn near impossible to enjoy most things, so maybe not.

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	wisdoms 2016-06-09 02:29 am UTC (link)
	But you wouldn't have had time to stock up on alien food, no? It seems like quite a jolt to literally change one's DNA overnight. I'm going to love watching her discover everything. The perspective of babies is quite a bizarre thing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	calibrations 2016-06-09 02:36 am UTC (link)
	I'd have had to have shipped my ass to space while enduring some starvation, but I've read instances of some vampires suddenly changing overnight without warning. It's weird. And the part where they stick all kinds of things in their mouths, like rocks and other choking hazards. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wisdoms 2016-06-09 02:38 am UTC (link)
	They still look human at least. You're a raptor, mate, this is a whole other thing. And her own boogers. Christ. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	calibrations 2016-06-09 02:46 am UTC (link)
	Thanks for making me feel like I'm part of Jurassic Park, but you're not wrong. You've got your work cut out for you, Wisdom. Fingers crossed she doesn't inherit her parents' arsonist behavior - I don't think there'd be an OC left standing if a third one joined in. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wisdoms 2016-06-09 03:07 am UTC (link)
	A very dapper raptor, mind you. Well, between Lina's magic and my mutant abilities, she's got about a 100% chance. My little arsonist. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	calibrations 2016-06-09 03:28 am UTC (link)
	With blue tattoos. I'll be the most handsome raptor around. I don't think I've ever heard a father talk so proudly of their child. Puberty's going to be fun for you guys. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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