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ᴀʀᴄʜᴀɴɢᴇʟ (calibrations) wrote in valarnet,
@ 2016-06-08 20:04:00

Entry tags:

abigail hobbs, cindy cendrillon (cinderella), commander jane shepard, garrus vakarian, olivia moore, pete wisdom, twelfth doctor, veronica mars

Two years of living here - give or take - and this place has finally decided to start turning me into my alien-self. Except in my unlucky scenario, it's not a magical 'wake up and I'm blue and scaly' thing. It's uncomfortable with a touch of awkward, but it won't take much to adjust when it's all done. As a turian I can take a goddamn missile to the face and survive, on the bright side. It's happened. The scars were impressive.

Anyway, thanks to the transition I've experienced a growth spurt that's forced me to purchase an entire new line of clothing to accomodate the extra height and longer limbs. If you're about six feet and can fit in a large, I've got clothes that I need to get rid of. My wife's fussing about how it's all taking over the closet. The sooner the better.

I'd also comment about how much I'm going to miss the human taste of food, but my allergies (a cosmic joke, I'm sure) have made it damn near impossible to enjoy most things, so maybe not.

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	abigail_hobbs 2016-06-09 01:23 am UTC (link)
	Do you cover your scars? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	calibrations 2016-06-09 01:43 am UTC (link)
	Considering the scars I referred to were on my face, no. We were on the brink of war. It wasn't uncommon. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	abigail_hobbs 2016-06-09 01:46 am UTC (link)
	I meant here. Or maybe you didn't wake up with your scars after the dream? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	calibrations 2016-06-09 01:52 am UTC (link)
	I was in the military, worked as a cop, then proceeded into an unsafe career change that involved violence on a regular basis - scars came with all three gigs. I'm not shy about them. They show exactly what you've survived. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	silvershoes 2016-06-09 01:23 am UTC (link)
	The best part has been special ordering giant shoes. You're lucky you're married to Cinderella, it means having connections. Though when feet become talons, that's probably a whole other thing. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	calibrations 2016-06-09 01:45 am UTC (link)
	Don't talk about my massive clown feet. I'm sensitive about them. I can get my hands on some turian ware easily, which...is something that admittedly escaped my mind? I guess we can make a date of it. I try things on, you can tell me if it makes my ass look fat. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	silvershoes 2016-06-09 01:47 am UTC (link)
	Big feet, big everything else. Really? We can take another trip, this time to a space mall? That definitely needs to be a date ASAP. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	calibrations 2016-06-09 01:55 am UTC (link)
	I walked into that goldmine for penis jokes, didn't I. It's a station meant to support a mish-mosh of civilization, so it's got plenty of things to take without cost. Human clothes too unless Shepard went on a massive shopping spree. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)