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ᴡᴇ ᴘɪʟʟᴀɢᴇ, ᴡᴇ (plunder) wrote in valarnet,
@ 2016-06-05 19:23:00

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caroline forbes, hazel levesque, kenzi malikov, killian jones (captain hook), mary margaret blanchard (snow white), nico robin, regina mills (evil queen)

Gods. As if the proverbial shipwreck couldn't get any worse - but actually, in my dreamspace, there was a shipwreck. It involved a very rare treasure called Eye of the Storm and the unfathomable things my own brother did to grant us passage on a Naval ship. I suppose he felt like he was responsible for giving us a better life, after our father literally sold us into slavery for a rowboat, so desperate people do desperate things. It was certainly a lot better, serving the King by joining the Royal Navy, than being a slave aboard Captain Silver's ship.

But regarding the Underworld nonsense, that's over. I hath risen from the dead there too. Apparently being in good with Zeus is beneficial in a few ways. I can only imagine what's in store for us next.

In other news, I'm rather giddy thanks to the recent appearance of two very important things - the rest of my beloved ship, the Jolly Roger, and the approval of the application for my PI licence. I'm currently studying to take the exam, with the lovely 14-pound study guide and 1,100 practise questions. At least we've come up with a name for our business - JR Investigations. Brilliant, no?

Am still taking applications for a pirate crew. My little sister automatically gets to be the Quartermaster.

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	locked plunder 2016-06-05 11:37 pm UTC (link)
	It was rather difficult to dream of, but I know he would have never done anything like that here. Bloody hell, no. Though speaking of renovations? I also received the Eye of the Storm. It's got to be worth more than that Titanic jewel. Once we sell it, we can use the money to make ourselves a nice office somewhere. And go for a fancy dinner or two. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	locked monsterthong 2016-06-05 11:42 pm UTC (link)
	People do stupid things for someone they care about? It's a thing, though please tell me it didn't involve like...hookers or something. Duuuuuude. You're sure? Is it it a magical doodad? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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plunder
2016-06-05 11:46 pm UTC (link)

He raised me on a ship where we were both slaves - I suppose by that point he felt guilty he hadn't gotten us out sooner. But no, no hookers. Liam would have been scandalised.

Of course. What the fuck else am I going to do with it? I thought I'd put some money aside for the sprog too. And it's not magical, it's just a glorious treasure some dickhead coveted badly.

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	locked monsterthong 2016-06-05 11:53 pm UTC (link)
	Big Brother guilt, I can sorta see it. Stare at it, be blinded by it's shiny. But all that sounds like adultish plans. I'm working on business card designs and I've got some concepts, though I'm waiting on the office address to see how it all looks completed. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	locked plunder 2016-06-05 11:58 pm UTC (link)
	I can't guarantee I wouldn't do shit things too, to get us out of slavery. But he passed on, at the end. Made amends, tried to fix things. The office address is the hardest part. It should just be the houseboat for now? I can take tips from Regina about working out of the home. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	locked monsterthong 2016-06-06 12:08 am UTC (link)
	Nah, bro. We're too badass to be someone's bottom bitch without compensation. We'd get our way out like pros, but I'm glad to hear he's in a better place there too. Did he refurbish a strip club there too and make it all reputable? Got'cha. I'll fiddle with placements and colors and show you the options? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	locked plunder 2016-06-06 12:11 am UTC (link)
	He actually had a bar, it was amazing. I'd probably want to recreate it here, if that were my cup of tea as opposed to the PI gig. Works for me, Sharkbait. I'll probably be at her place tonight. Unless you needed me at home? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	locked monsterthong 2016-06-06 12:18 am UTC (link)
	Maybe that'll be the retirement plan when you're wrinkly and greying! Nope, but I'll text you? I'm a big girl, I know how to use the microwave and make a hot pocket. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	locked plunder 2016-06-06 12:20 am UTC (link)
	Could be. Wouldn't mind something like that. Actually, nevermind, I'll be home. Your dreams aren't ridiculously messed up too, are they? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	locked monsterthong 2016-06-06 12:29 am UTC (link)
	In case your old man mind forgets down the road, don't worry, I'll remind you. Not lately, though Bo's catching up to my point. Did anything else happen aside from Zeus making you into his baby Jesus? What happened to Hades? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	locked plunder 2016-06-06 12:34 am UTC (link)
	I'm sure you will, even when I'm old and grey and have denture cream tubes at the ready. Hades is...dead. Not sure how you kill a god, but there you have it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	locked monsterthong 2016-06-06 12:57 am UTC (link)
	And making cookies for your fat grandchildren. Damn. Where do gods go when they die, I wonder? Are you okay there, though? Like, Zeus doesn't expect something in return for bringing you back, right? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	locked plunder 2016-06-06 01:03 am UTC (link)
	What do I get to do for your fat grandchildren? Besides help them get more exercise? With how he was killed, apparently he's off to nowhere good. There was also Robin Hood's funeral to contend with. So really, I've no idea. Zeus very well could expect me to stick my meat in his buns for all I know. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	locked monsterthong 2016-06-06 01:14 am UTC (link)
	Bail them out of jail? Teach them how to pirate? Daaaaamn, you got people dropping like flies in yours too then. Hades and Robin Hood though, those are some major characters to kill off. But hey, I'm glad you're alive. In both worlds. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	locked plunder 2016-06-06 01:24 am UTC (link)
	All of the above. And with that pirate style. I'm glad too, here, even though I sort of wish I had moved on to Mount Olympus there - it was my time, it would have been better for everyone. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	locked monsterthong 2016-06-06 01:35 am UTC (link)
	Best great-uncle there ever was. I think Mount Olympus would have a lot of wine and food, and weird group sex. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	locked plunder 2016-06-06 01:36 am UTC (link)
	I'll get a lot of practise being a godfather first, so don't have any spawn quite yet. Is that supposed to turn me off the idea? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	locked monsterthong 2016-06-06 01:44 am UTC (link)
	Hells to the no, I'll wait ten years for that. Let me go on dates first. Uh, never mind. I'm really surprised you don't have any illegitimate children out there. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	locked plunder 2016-06-06 01:45 am UTC (link)
	Are you going on any? I'll take photos. Safety first, Sharkbait. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	locked monsterthong 2016-06-06 01:49 am UTC (link)
	I am, but photos aren't allowed. This isn't prom, weirdo. Wise words, Captain. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	locked plunder 2016-06-06 01:51 am UTC (link)
	With who? When? Just one photo? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	locked monsterthong 2016-06-06 02:02 am UTC (link)
	Birkhoff. Sometime this month when he can drink. No. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	locked plunder 2016-06-06 02:04 am UTC (link)
	How adorable. When he comes to pick you up, I'll make sure I'm there sharpening my hook in plain sight. Where's he taking you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	locked monsterthong 2016-06-06 02:12 am UTC (link)
	I wouldn't expect anything less, siiiiigh. The Hobbit. We're going classy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	locked plunder 2016-06-06 02:14 am UTC (link)
	Nice place. Its got its own wine cellar, Christ. He's paying, right? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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