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Tweak says, "Shoes for Industry!"

ᴡᴇ ᴘɪʟʟᴀɢᴇ, ᴡᴇ (plunder) wrote in valarnet,
@ 2016-06-05 19:23:00

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caroline forbes, hazel levesque, kenzi malikov, killian jones (captain hook), mary margaret blanchard (snow white), nico robin, regina mills (evil queen)

Gods. As if the proverbial shipwreck couldn't get any worse - but actually, in my dreamspace, there was a shipwreck. It involved a very rare treasure called Eye of the Storm and the unfathomable things my own brother did to grant us passage on a Naval ship. I suppose he felt like he was responsible for giving us a better life, after our father literally sold us into slavery for a rowboat, so desperate people do desperate things. It was certainly a lot better, serving the King by joining the Royal Navy, than being a slave aboard Captain Silver's ship.

But regarding the Underworld nonsense, that's over. I hath risen from the dead there too. Apparently being in good with Zeus is beneficial in a few ways. I can only imagine what's in store for us next.

In other news, I'm rather giddy thanks to the recent appearance of two very important things - the rest of my beloved ship, the Jolly Roger, and the approval of the application for my PI licence. I'm currently studying to take the exam, with the lovely 14-pound study guide and 1,100 practise questions. At least we've come up with a name for our business - JR Investigations. Brilliant, no?

Am still taking applications for a pirate crew. My little sister automatically gets to be the Quartermaster.

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	locked plunder 2016-06-06 01:45 am UTC (link)
	Are you going on any? I'll take photos. Safety first, Sharkbait. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	locked monsterthong 2016-06-06 01:49 am UTC (link)
	I am, but photos aren't allowed. This isn't prom, weirdo. Wise words, Captain. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	locked plunder 2016-06-06 01:51 am UTC (link)
	With who? When? Just one photo? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	locked monsterthong 2016-06-06 02:02 am UTC (link)
	Birkhoff. Sometime this month when he can drink. No. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	locked plunder 2016-06-06 02:04 am UTC (link)
	How adorable. When he comes to pick you up, I'll make sure I'm there sharpening my hook in plain sight. Where's he taking you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	locked monsterthong 2016-06-06 02:12 am UTC (link)
	I wouldn't expect anything less, siiiiigh. The Hobbit. We're going classy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	locked plunder 2016-06-06 02:14 am UTC (link)
	Nice place. Its got its own wine cellar, Christ. He's paying, right? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	locked monsterthong 2016-06-06 02:22 am UTC (link)
	Yes, Bubba, he's paying. If it helps ease your mind I've also known the dude for awhile, before I even moved here to find you. He's not some random guy I just met in line for coffee or somewhere weird like a laundromat or something. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	locked plunder 2016-06-06 02:24 am UTC (link)
	Who dates someone they've met in a laundromat? That sounds a bit weird. But I'm just teasing you, it's my job. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	locked monsterthong 2016-06-06 02:37 am UTC (link)
	Most people you meet at the laundromat are weird, Killy, that's the point. It's payback from teasing you with Gigi, but the cycle of teasing is a permanent sibling law and a form of war. You'll get yours again soon. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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