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ᴡᴇ ᴘɪʟʟᴀɢᴇ, ᴡᴇ ([info]plunder) wrote in [info]valarnet,
@ 2016-06-05 19:23:00

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Entry tags:caroline forbes, hazel levesque, kenzi malikov, killian jones (captain hook), mary margaret blanchard (snow white), nico robin, regina mills (evil queen)

Gods. As if the proverbial shipwreck couldn't get any worse - but actually, in my dreamspace, there was a shipwreck. It involved a very rare treasure called Eye of the Storm and the unfathomable things my own brother did to grant us passage on a Naval ship. I suppose he felt like he was responsible for giving us a better life, after our father literally sold us into slavery for a rowboat, so desperate people do desperate things. It was certainly a lot better, serving the King by joining the Royal Navy, than being a slave aboard Captain Silver's ship.

But regarding the Underworld nonsense, that's over. I hath risen from the dead there too. Apparently being in good with Zeus is beneficial in a few ways. I can only imagine what's in store for us next.

In other news, I'm rather giddy thanks to the recent appearance of two very important things - the rest of my beloved ship, the Jolly Roger, and the approval of the application for my PI licence. I'm currently studying to take the exam, with the lovely 14-pound study guide and 1,100 practise questions. At least we've come up with a name for our business - JR Investigations. Brilliant, no?

Am still taking applications for a pirate crew. My little sister automatically gets to be the Quartermaster.



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[info]all_sunday
2016-06-05 11:32 pm UTC (link)
Congratulations all around.

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[info]plunder
2016-06-05 11:35 pm UTC (link)
Thank you, darling. Now that I've got my first love here, I'll take you on a tour, yes?

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[info]all_sunday
2016-06-05 11:39 pm UTC (link)
That would be marvelous. I never did get out onto the ocean like I wanted.

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[info]plunder
2016-06-05 11:42 pm UTC (link)
Can you go out into the daylight yet? And you're not still allergic to water or whatever it is, are you?

We'll need a proper crew to take her sailing, but I'd be glad to show you around regardless.

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[info]all_sunday
2016-06-05 11:51 pm UTC (link)
Oh! I meant to make an announcement, I got my shadow back safe and sound so I am clear to go out in the sun once again. I am still "allergic" to the ocean, but as long as I do not fall overboard, I will be fine.

A proper crew. Well, I am a pirate, dear, I can be a crew member when/if you should need.

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[info]monsterthong
2016-06-05 11:35 pm UTC (link)
I have a hard time with the idea of Liam doing unfathomable things.

I'm excited about all the things, though, and are you gonna like...I don't know, install a toilet on that ship? The kind that flushes.

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[info]plunder
2016-06-05 11:37 pm UTC (link)
It was rather difficult to dream of, but I know he would have never done anything like that here.

Bloody hell, no. Though speaking of renovations? I also received the Eye of the Storm. It's got to be worth more than that Titanic jewel. Once we sell it, we can use the money to make ourselves a nice office somewhere. And go for a fancy dinner or two.

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[info]monsterthong
2016-06-05 11:42 pm UTC (link)
People do stupid things for someone they care about? It's a thing, though please tell me it didn't involve like...hookers or something.

Duuuuuude. You're sure? Is it it a magical doodad?

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[info]plunder
2016-06-05 11:46 pm UTC (link)
He raised me on a ship where we were both slaves - I suppose by that point he felt guilty he hadn't gotten us out sooner. But no, no hookers. Liam would have been scandalised.

Of course. What the fuck else am I going to do with it? I thought I'd put some money aside for the sprog too. And it's not magical, it's just a glorious treasure some dickhead coveted badly.

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[info]fairestteacher
2016-06-05 11:36 pm UTC (link)
Congratulations on your PI license. And that's pretty awesome about your ship. Both have got to be extremely exciting.

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[info]plunder
2016-06-05 11:40 pm UTC (link)
Well, we'll wait 'til I get it officially, but thank you. I'm practically pissing myself with joy. So many parties to throw aboard, on the upper deck.

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[info]fairestteacher
2016-06-06 12:00 am UTC (link)
Right. Don't want to jinx you or anything. As if you could pass up multiple chances to show off your ship.

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[info]plunder
2016-06-06 12:03 am UTC (link)
She's the most beautiful thing in the world. I'm so grateful that she's now a part of my life, I could just weep.

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hooked queen
[info]regally
2016-06-05 11:40 pm UTC (link)
When do you think you'll be taking the exam? I have a couple ideas for study methods, which may or may not involve clothing.

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[info]plunder
2016-06-05 11:44 pm UTC (link)
End of the month, darling. I'm giving myself a few weeks to study.

But you, naked. That's a grand way to motivate me.

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[info]regally
2016-06-05 11:48 pm UTC (link)
You'll have to work for the nudity, pirate, and the bonuses that come with it. But I'm sure whether or not my tits are in your face you'll have this exam in the bag.

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[info]plunder
2016-06-05 11:51 pm UTC (link)
I'm prepared to work so very hard. Though granted now all I can think about are your tits in my face.

Have you dreamed any more recently?

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[info]goldandjewels
2016-06-06 01:44 am UTC (link)
You know Zeus? I guess I shouldn't be surprised since you know Hades. I know a son of Jupiter. I mean, he's disappeared from our camp, but I've never met Jupiter himself.

You have your ship, though? That's pretty exciting.

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[info]plunder
2016-06-06 01:47 am UTC (link)
We met briefly, but it was rather extraordinary. I'm sure he's got loads of offspring out there.

Aye, I do. Would you like to come see her?

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[info]goldandjewels
2016-06-06 01:50 am UTC (link)
Jason's the only one I know for certain, but there are legacies, too.

Sure. I've never been on a boat before.

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[info]plunder
2016-06-06 01:53 am UTC (link)
Gods are fertile and can't keep it in their trousers, apparently.

Never?? Oh, you poor lass. We'll make up for that, then. I'll show you around - she's a beautiful ship, a cherry red colour, and made of enchanted wood.

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[info]miss_mystic
2016-06-06 03:44 am UTC (link)
Oh! You're Regina's boyfriend! Hi I'm Caroline. Nice to finally sort of meet you. Glad you uh... came back from the dead.

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[info]plunder
2016-06-06 03:47 am UTC (link)
Aye, that I am, it's one of my many titles. Nice to meet you, love. And thanks kindly, I'm glad to be back as well. Not an experience I'd wish to repeat anytime soon.

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[info]miss_mystic
2016-06-06 03:52 am UTC (link)
What other titles do you have besides Killian and pirate? Anddd I guess now PI? I don't blame you the underworld sounds horrible. At least from what Regina told me.

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[info]plunder
2016-06-06 03:56 am UTC (link)
Captain Hook, or simply just Hook if you'd rather. Prince Charles, at one point? But that's a long story.

It's certainly a bit depressing, but I suppose there are worse places than a red-tinted town designed to impress a lover.

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