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Tweak says, "Come on! ROCK & ROLL!"

ᴡᴇ ᴘɪʟʟᴀɢᴇ, ᴡᴇ (plunder) wrote in valarnet,
@ 2016-06-05 19:23:00

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caroline forbes, hazel levesque, kenzi malikov, killian jones (captain hook), mary margaret blanchard (snow white), nico robin, regina mills (evil queen)

Gods. As if the proverbial shipwreck couldn't get any worse - but actually, in my dreamspace, there was a shipwreck. It involved a very rare treasure called Eye of the Storm and the unfathomable things my own brother did to grant us passage on a Naval ship. I suppose he felt like he was responsible for giving us a better life, after our father literally sold us into slavery for a rowboat, so desperate people do desperate things. It was certainly a lot better, serving the King by joining the Royal Navy, than being a slave aboard Captain Silver's ship.

But regarding the Underworld nonsense, that's over. I hath risen from the dead there too. Apparently being in good with Zeus is beneficial in a few ways. I can only imagine what's in store for us next.

In other news, I'm rather giddy thanks to the recent appearance of two very important things - the rest of my beloved ship, the Jolly Roger, and the approval of the application for my PI licence. I'm currently studying to take the exam, with the lovely 14-pound study guide and 1,100 practise questions. At least we've come up with a name for our business - JR Investigations. Brilliant, no?

Am still taking applications for a pirate crew. My little sister automatically gets to be the Quartermaster.

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	hooked queen plunder 2016-06-06 12:19 am UTC (link)
	It's unfair, is what it is. And everything gets more and more messed up the more we go on. Zelena? What about her? But aye, tomorrow then. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

hooked queen

regally
2016-06-06 12:27 am UTC (link)

I don't know how it could get worse, but those would be some famous last words, wouldn't it?

Aside from the fact that it took receiving a couple of erased memories of our childhood to be completely chummy with her? I want to hate her, but I can't, and I want to see here here but I know I shouldn't. ~~And I'm supposed to help her raise her and Robin's child--~~

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	hooked queen plunder 2016-06-06 12:32 am UTC (link)
	I'm sure it will, somehow. It always does. At least here we have time to process our trauma. She's still your sister, despite everything, I suppose it makes sense that you can't fully hate her. I can always go back and check on her here, whenever you want. I love you so very much - even more than my ship, did you know? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hooked queen regally 2016-06-06 12:54 am UTC (link)
	Perhaps sometime soon, whenever my head's less foggy with other-life bullshit. But I'll go with you. I think at this rate you're simply doomed to help deal with the insane women of my family, hm? More than your ship? I'm flattered. I love you too, even if I'm awful to you in these dreams. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hooked queen plunder 2016-06-06 12:59 am UTC (link)
	Well, just let me know, I'm always at your beck and call. Wouldn't even charge much, just a few sexual favours. I'd deal with your mum and Zelena in the same room, even. For you. That doesn't matter so much. I think going to the Underworld for me here negates all that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hooked queen regally 2016-06-06 01:31 am UTC (link)
	Alright, let's not get too ahead of ourselves - say that and one day it will happen. I've had enough family reunions in that hellhole of the Underworld to last a lifetime. And the last thing I need is my sister trying to get knocked up by you. I'm glad we had more time to properly plan things here, and that your body was preserved. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hooked queen plunder 2016-06-06 01:34 am UTC (link)
	Good fucking god, that's a horrible thought. If your sister comes near my goolies, I'm calling the police. It went a lot better here. Very romantic, preserving my dead body. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hooked queen regally 2016-06-06 01:41 am UTC (link)
	I'd take your hook and gut her for you, darling. I'm also glad you find the fact that I didn't let you rot and stink up my crypt romantic. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hooked queen plunder 2016-06-06 01:44 am UTC (link)
	Oooh, that's sexy. Keep saying things like that and I'd be able to hang clothes off my cock. Well, it was good foresight. Apparently Swan just left my body in the morgue. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hooked queen regally 2016-06-06 01:47 am UTC (link)
	I can think of better things to use your cock for, so you can let the clothes drop to the floor. We hopped onto the boat not long after what happened, but I have no idea why I didn't suggest it. Considering I had Daniel's body preserved the same way? You'd think it'd be something to take into consideration. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hooked queen plunder 2016-06-06 01:48 am UTC (link)
	Like what, hmmmmmm? Perhaps because you didn't care about my body the same way you do here. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hooked queen regally 2016-06-06 02:04 am UTC (link)
	I can show you better than I can tell you. You'll just have to be patient, hmmmmm? Clearly, I took consideration in whether I wanted to kiss a zombie or not when you returned. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hooked queen plunder 2016-06-06 02:07 am UTC (link)
	I might be able to wait 24 hours, but we'll see how it goes. Zombie dick isn't very appealing either, I assume. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hooked queen regally 2016-06-06 02:18 am UTC (link)
	It'll be worth the wait. And the snuggling under the blankets will be in the nude. I'd have to put a brown bag over it? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hooked queen plunder 2016-06-06 02:20 am UTC (link)
	Snuggling in the nude means perhaps I would accidentally slip and fall and there'd be some accidental insertion happening. Like a condom? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hooked queen regally 2016-06-06 02:33 am UTC (link)
	As long as it's not some 'accidental insertion' in the wrong hole, Guyliner. I don't know why I'm discussing your hypothetical zombie penis with you, but it's a good distraction. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hooked queen plunder 2016-06-06 02:36 am UTC (link)
	Well, that'd be a bit rude of me, wouldn't it? I've got manners. Grand. If that's all I can do then I'm happy to help. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hooked queen regally 2016-06-06 02:48 am UTC (link)
	Chivalry isn't dead after all. How sweet. You do more, trust me. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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