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ᴡᴇ ᴘɪʟʟᴀɢᴇ, ᴡᴇ (plunder) wrote in valarnet,
@ 2016-06-05 19:23:00

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caroline forbes, hazel levesque, kenzi malikov, killian jones (captain hook), mary margaret blanchard (snow white), nico robin, regina mills (evil queen)

Gods. As if the proverbial shipwreck couldn't get any worse - but actually, in my dreamspace, there was a shipwreck. It involved a very rare treasure called Eye of the Storm and the unfathomable things my own brother did to grant us passage on a Naval ship. I suppose he felt like he was responsible for giving us a better life, after our father literally sold us into slavery for a rowboat, so desperate people do desperate things. It was certainly a lot better, serving the King by joining the Royal Navy, than being a slave aboard Captain Silver's ship.

But regarding the Underworld nonsense, that's over. I hath risen from the dead there too. Apparently being in good with Zeus is beneficial in a few ways. I can only imagine what's in store for us next.

In other news, I'm rather giddy thanks to the recent appearance of two very important things - the rest of my beloved ship, the Jolly Roger, and the approval of the application for my PI licence. I'm currently studying to take the exam, with the lovely 14-pound study guide and 1,100 practise questions. At least we've come up with a name for our business - JR Investigations. Brilliant, no?

Am still taking applications for a pirate crew. My little sister automatically gets to be the Quartermaster.

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	plunder 2016-06-06 12:03 am UTC (link)
	She's the most beautiful thing in the world. I'm so grateful that she's now a part of my life, I could just weep. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fairestteacher 2016-06-06 12:27 am UTC (link)
	So does that mean Regina comes in second to a ship? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	plunder 2016-06-06 12:32 am UTC (link)
	Perhaps it's a tie. We're in a polyamourous relationship. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fairestteacher 2016-06-06 12:35 am UTC (link)
	Well that's a new one. Are you going to wind up on one of those shows about people with strange fetishes? I'm In Love With My Pirate Ship. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	plunder 2016-06-06 12:36 am UTC (link)
	I very well could be. Like that woman who married a bridge. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fairestteacher 2016-06-06 12:40 am UTC (link)
	Are you going to find out if it's legal to marry a ship in California now? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	plunder 2016-06-06 12:44 am UTC (link)
	Isn't marrying a ship the equivalent to same-sex marriage anyway, in the eyes of some idiots? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fairestteacher 2016-06-06 12:56 am UTC (link)
	I suppose. I'd never really thought about it, but it's possible. So, you might have to continue your relationship in secret. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	plunder 2016-06-06 12:59 am UTC (link)
	How utterly scandalous - I'll make sure to publish raunchy memoirs about it all. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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