k͎e͎n͎z͎i͎ (monsterthong) wrote in valarnet, @ 2016-01-26 09:10:00 |
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Entry tags: | kenzi malikov, killian jones (captain hook), seymour birkhoff, vanessa cleveland |
PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT, PEEPS: Don't ever go to someone's house and help yourself to their soup. It might have a contaminated human foot in it, and it won't be until after you've helped yourself to a serving that you find out. Minus 100 points when your insides bleed out of your face due to said contamination.
I haven't dreamt about the superduper awesome cure that could potentially save my life, but I did dream about threatening a nurse at needle point and escaping off to the graveyard like some emo kid. My nurse here is actually a murse and he's hot. If I didn't look and feel as gross as I do, I might have touched his butt.
maybe.
a little bit.
okay, a lot a bit.