I woke up to the sound of my one roommate screaming only to find she'd been trapped in the kitchen by a knife wielding Gremlin. A freakin' Gremlin. I managed to get the knife away from him, punting them like footballs is very effective, but the little jerk got me. So yeah, there's Gremlin remains on my kitchen floor now, and I'm at the ER getting stitches while the roomie gets checked over too.
Basically, good morning Orange County. At least sunrise will be here soon.