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I woke up to the sound of my one roommate screaming only to find she'd been trapped in the kitchen by a knife wielding Gremlin. A freakin' Gremlin. I managed to get the knife away from him, punting them like footballs is very effective, but the little jerk got me. So yeah, there's Gremlin remains on my kitchen floor now, and I'm at the ER getting stitches while the roomie gets checked over too.

Basically, good morning Orange County. At least sunrise will be here soon.

Listen, I haven't seen Gremlins since I was a kid. I DO NOT REMEMBER A DAMN THING ABOUT THESE BASTARDS.

Some of them got into my greenhouse, which is not cool. Why is my greenhouse always the causality in these things? One of 'em hit the manual switch for the watering system and suddenly they all friggin' multiplied! We managed to lock them in but that door's not gonna hold for long.

HELP!

I don't know if I'm glad or mad things are evening out from Christmas. I do know? Whatever those furballs are showing up everywhere with reams of instructions with them?

Follow the damn rules.

They are not more 'guidelines.' They're rules. For reasons.

Moving here feels more and more like a mistake the longer I'm here.

Went home for the holiday but decided that I wanted to spend the New Year's festivities here in Cali.

I ate so much...I think I need to start hitting the gym a bit more for the next month or so. What do you guys think?

Can't say no to mom's cooking...

Speaking of festivities, anyone know of any good parties that I can 'crash'? Maybe find someone to kiss at midnight

Okay, so I'm not letting some gremlins get in the way of me having an awesome New Year's Eve. I may not have anyone to kiss on New Years while a certain other blond will probably be all over her new boy toy, but I'll survive somehow cause I'll more than likely just get drunk and not even notice. :)

( And Now Two Christmas Pictures )

Okay, my dreams are so cool! It's not even funny! We have a sport, called Quidditch, that we play on brooms with three different kinds of balls and I'm on the Gryffindor house team as the Chaser. It is so cool! Now I wish I could play it here.

Then, me, Sirius and Peter can turn into animals. It's called being an Animagus and we're the youngest wizards to ever do it. I become a stag. It's so cool! We did it so Remus wouldn't be alone on the full moon. Why can't I do any of this cool stuff in real life?

And if the first two things aren't cool enough, I woke up to two gifts this two morning. First was my wand. Yes, a real magic wand. I tried using it, but nothing happened, which isn't cool. However, I also got a cloak, but not just any cloak, an invisibility cloak. I put it on and I become invisible. Honest to god invisible!!

I can't wait to see what happens next.