im_thedoctor (im_thedoctor) wrote in valarnet, @ 2015-10-28 21:39:00 |
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Entry tags: | baby firefly, eleventh doctor, ethan chandler, gaz membrane, iron bull, laura kinney (wolverine), martha jones |
CLARA! My darling Clara, I do believe I have discovered, on the google machine, that the man we were speaking of the other day. The one who implanted his face in your chest and shook his head about, was actually committing a brazen form of foreplay or mating ritual called: "Motorboating". It's a bit absurd, as I do not believe any motors, boats, or water for that matter ever came into play.
I intend to do further research upon motorboating. So far, in my explorations in the physical realm, I have come to find most find it odd, offensive, and a few found it amusing. Nothing much more than that though.
Still, I think perhaps I'll go onto doing research here abroad, open to all humans and humanoids alike. I have come to find really only females seem to play victim here, but it's open to all so as not to leave any stone unturned.
Motorboating: Does it work as a mating ritual? Yea or Nay.