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Tweak says, "LOVELY BUNCH OF COCONUTS"

Ollie Queen Has An Arrow For That (acearcher) wrote in valarnet,
@ 2012-08-02 13:41:00

Current mood:	amused
Entry tags:	jubilation lee (jubilee), oliver queen (green arrow), shady

What even WAS that...
So, in dream world, I'm a douchebag and my ex girlfriend is a ninja.

...My ribs and the side of my head still hurt...

...Would MOST women here be that upset to find out an alien was shapeshifting as them and filming makeout tapes with teenage guys? And would you hit me for laughing hard enough that I woke up in LONDON feeling it?

Cause I'm still laughing even though that hurts. Can someone actually break ribs through a dream?

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	imnosidekick 2012-08-02 06:18 pm UTC (link)
	...So Dinah's the hot blonde ninja in the cors.... I WILL NOW GOUGE MY EYES OUT! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	acearcher 2012-08-02 06:22 pm UTC (link)
	First that text about Jubilee, and now you want to move in on my dream turf too? I THINK THERE'S THERAPY FOR THIS, ROY. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	imnosidekick 2012-08-02 06:29 pm UTC (link)
	BE RIGHT BACK. FINDING BROOCHES. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_hotness 2012-08-02 06:32 pm UTC (link)
	EXCUSE ME WHAT? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	imnosidekick 2012-08-02 06:46 pm UTC (link)
	You were hot until I found out who you're dating. Then I got disturbed. I mean I'm all for the hot stepmom thing but... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	acearcher 2012-08-02 07:05 pm UTC (link)
	Blind in the darkness, blind? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	imnosidekick 2012-08-02 07:06 pm UTC (link)
	What? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	acearcher 2012-08-02 07:08 pm UTC (link)
	I'm quoting, dumbass. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	the_hotness 2012-08-02 08:12 pm UTC (link)
	Keep your wet dreams to yourself, yo! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	imnosidekick 2012-08-02 08:25 pm UTC (link)
	Agreed. I mean can you imagine how awkward thanksgiving would be? (Reply to this) (Parent)

	acearcher 2012-08-02 06:44 pm UTC (link)
	Look, kid, I'm flattered that you want to sublimate your urges by participating in the proverbial homoerotic exchange but you're just not my kind of guy. You probably could try with Barton... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	purpleman 2012-08-02 06:54 pm UTC (link)
	The only penis I like is my own. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	imnosidekick 2012-08-02 07:10 pm UTC (link)
	...Christ... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	acearcher 2012-08-02 08:40 pm UTC (link)
	You broke his heart, Clint. You're not being a good mom right now. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	purpleman 2012-08-02 08:46 pm UTC (link)
	Don't pretend you're not the mother in this screwed up family, HONEY. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	everythingshady 2012-08-03 08:16 am UTC (link)
	I was sure I had an answer to this question until I read everyone else's comments. Now I think I'd just hit you in the ribs for whatever reason I'd want. (Reply to this)