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the vision (revisioned) wrote in valarnet,
@ 2015-07-09 22:38:00

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guinevere pendragon, midna, vision

I have visited the beach at night. The results are thus: people are extremely receptive to strangers if they are accompanied by a handful of mates. I earned several dollars offering to create miniature sand castles for them in the dark, money of which I have since donated. Now, a collective mass has contributed to the less fortunate. I am not certain if this qualifies as 'doing something crazy,' but I thought my task accomplished as one couple threw sand at me, somewhat cruelly, and I recall the adjective used in lieu of other much more unnecessary expletives.

Are we truly living in a world where we must be leery of every suit-wearing lunatic on the beach?

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	twili 2015-07-09 03:23 pm UTC (link)
	Well, for your comfort, maybe! Plus, suits can be expensive. You gotta save them for like, stuffy business meetings and to make the secretaries swoon. At least you enjoyed yourself, I'm glad. I might need to make a night beach trip myself soon here too. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	revisioned 2015-07-09 03:26 pm UTC (link)
	Ah, yes. I have been very frugal with my suit purchases. They are only clothes, in the end. Do they often make secretaries swoon, suits? I am grateful for the suggestion. If the recent times have taught me anything at all, it is that I have gravely undervalued my time on this Earth. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	twili 2015-07-09 03:30 pm UTC (link)
	True. If only we could all just go around naked. But secretaries do generally swoon over suits. There's something hot about the way a man looks in one. No problem, man. I've got more suggestions if you ever need them. And I guess that's true. You never know what could happen. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	revisioned 2015-07-09 03:34 pm UTC (link)
	Yes, that is a thought I have often held. Clothes, however, do have their own appropriate purposes. Hm. I see. That is interesting. I think I will attempt to do something strange every week. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	twili 2015-07-09 03:36 pm UTC (link)
	You know, if we went around naked I'd be out of a job, so maybe it's not such a good idea. But speaking of swooning, you're a good-looking guy, you go on any dates lately? That's an awesome idea! Like, go to Disney and flush every toilet in the park. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	revisioned 2015-07-09 03:53 pm UTC (link)
	That is true. Many would be out of the job in the clothing business, too. Dates? No, I have not in some time. Would that be enjoyable? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	twili 2015-07-09 04:03 pm UTC (link)
	That's a shame. You'd probably know how to show someone a good time. Ladies, if that's your thing. Or dudes. Maybe?? Or do a Disney Food Tour. Have you ever been? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	revisioned 2015-07-09 04:06 pm UTC (link)
	You are very gracious in your open-mindedness. No, I am afraid not. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	twili 2015-07-09 04:13 pm UTC (link)
	It's the 21st century, people have to get with the times. Okay, we'll fix that too. But you might need some shorts. It's hot outside. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	revisioned 2015-07-09 04:18 pm UTC (link)
	Yes, I agree. Preferences in partners are inconsequential to keeping this earth spinning. My adventure next week will involve acquiring shorts in some peculiar fashion, then. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	twili 2015-07-09 04:21 pm UTC (link)
	Exactly. See, you're smart, you know what's up. You could acquire shorts and pay in all pennies. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	revisioned 2015-07-09 04:27 pm UTC (link)
	I do my best. Ah! You are devious. A trip to the bank is in order. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	twili 2015-07-09 04:28 pm UTC (link)
	I am pretty devious. I'm an imp, apparently. ~~I look like a freak--~~ In a dream I had. So it makes sense. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	revisioned 2015-07-09 04:30 pm UTC (link)
	Are you? What sort of an imp? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	twili 2015-07-09 04:31 pm UTC (link)
	A cursed one. Because some asshole wanted to steal my kingdom, so he cursed everyone into taking the form of Shadow Beasts. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	revisioned 2015-07-10 05:44 am UTC (link)
	I see. People will go to such great lengths to take what is not theirs. I am sorry that it came to that in your dreams. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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