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Leon Orcot ([info]under_arrest) wrote in [info]valarnet,
@ 2015-07-04 22:57:00

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Entry tags:kate bishop (hawkeye), leon orcot, logan echolls, revy, sharon carter, veronica mars

HAPPY INDEPENDANCE DAYY!!!

CVhris is spending the weekend with soem friends this weekend so I've got the whole weekend to celebrate THE GREATEST HOLIDAY OF ALL TIMEL.

Happy Ameri9ca Day, fuckers!

In my dreams theres apparently this country called Femen (which I can only assume must be filled with topless feminsts. or isn't filled. I don't know. I thihjnk it's supposed to be around Egypt or something).

Tehy've got this cat that wears this stupdi fucking necklace, and they have the cat pick the next king by whoever it liks best. I bet the crown prince got the titel by stuffing fucking tuna down his pants. really not the best system of governemnt I've ever heard of. And then the cat went missing and they got most of the entire LAPD to hunt this fucking thing down. As if I don't have murders and shit to solve.

SO CONGRATS AMERICA. GREATEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD. FOR NOT MAKING SOME FUCKIN FELINE CHOOSE THE NEXDT KING.

Presuident.

Whatever.


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[info]ronmars
2015-07-05 04:26 pm UTC (link)
Didn't anyone ever teach you not to drink and post?

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[info]under_arrest
2015-07-07 02:38 am UTC (link)
They should'a thougth of that before the put interenet on cellphoesn.

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[info]ronmars
2015-07-07 03:44 pm UTC (link)
Fair enough. Sounds like you're having a good time.

But more importantly, did you find the cat?

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[info]under_arrest
2015-07-07 03:52 pm UTC (link)
I sure didi. Fucking D hadl her of coursle. As if that wans't the first place I had lookjed. Gave her a haircut and lied right to my face. CAn you believe the nernve?

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[info]ronmars
2015-07-07 03:56 pm UTC (link)
Actually I can. From everything you have told me about this D person it sounds like him.

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(no subject) - [info]under_arrest, 2015-07-08 03:26 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ronmars, 2015-07-08 05:09 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]under_arrest, 2015-07-08 05:15 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ronmars, 2015-07-08 05:24 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]under_arrest, 2015-07-11 05:40 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ronmars, 2015-07-14 12:58 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]under_arrest, 2015-07-15 07:27 pm UTC

[info]loganecho
2015-07-05 05:36 pm UTC (link)
Cheers to you, my brother. It looks like you could use another drink.

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[info]under_arrest
2015-07-07 02:40 am UTC (link)
Cheers! the drinks are gonna keep comign until the bartender deciedes to cut me off, I tbhink.

you getting up to antyhign for this woanderful holidaY?

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[info]loganecho
2015-07-09 07:37 pm UTC (link)
I don't see you getting served many more of those.

Not really, other than taking Veronica to the fireworks.

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[info]under_arrest
2015-07-11 05:42 pm UTC (link)
Naaawawww, I think the bartender likes me. A couple mroe of these and I think I'll aks her out.

Oh shit I almost forgto abotu the fireworks. I was gona take CHris out to them. At least he gest sot go with his friends.

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[info]loganecho
2015-07-11 06:15 pm UTC (link)
If it takes you that many to ask her out, you might be scared in the morning.

If he doesn't have anyone do do that with, I'd go pick him up.

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(no subject) - [info]under_arrest, 2015-07-13 01:47 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]loganecho, 2015-07-13 05:49 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]under_arrest, 2015-07-15 07:28 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]loganecho, 2015-07-16 06:43 pm UTC

[info]twohands
2015-07-05 07:00 pm UTC (link)

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[info]under_arrest
2015-07-07 02:40 am UTC (link)
that is... the uglies tcat i've ever seen.

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[info]twohands
2015-07-07 02:44 am UTC (link)
pretty goddamn relevant though. hah. drinking alone like a loser cop?

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[info]under_arrest
2015-07-07 02:50 am UTC (link)
especially so since apparently this fucking cat was the unoffical heir until the kign croaks.

would rather drink alone than with a bunch of criminals. i'm not alone anyway. iv'e got a whole bar of people here.

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[info]twohands
2015-07-07 12:12 pm UTC (link)
cool story dipshit.

'a bunch of criminals.' oh please, your kind have done a lot fucking worse hiding behind those badges. but I'm sure your asshole is special and encrusted in gold.

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(no subject) - [info]under_arrest, 2015-07-11 05:36 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]twohands, 2015-07-11 05:53 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]under_arrest, 2015-07-11 06:31 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]twohands, 2015-07-11 06:33 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]under_arrest, 2015-07-11 06:46 pm UTC

[info]exshieldagent
2015-07-05 09:09 pm UTC (link)
Wow. When the cat's away...

You need a safe ride home?

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[info]under_arrest
2015-07-07 02:41 am UTC (link)
LAPD will pay hahahahaha. ... seriously though that was tghe wors5t assignemnt ive ever ahd in either realiyt.

that'd beat the shit outa paying for a cabn.

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[info]exshieldagent
2015-07-07 04:05 am UTC (link)
Seriously, if you want someone other than your current coworkers to give you a safe lift home, call me.

Just don't vomit in my car.

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[info]under_arrest
2015-07-07 04:16 am UTC (link)
Who do yoau tak eme for? I havoen't vomited since highs chool.

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[info]exshieldagent
2015-07-07 06:32 am UTC (link)
Then you're welcome in my car.

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(no subject) - [info]under_arrest, 2015-07-08 03:29 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]exshieldagent, 2015-07-08 04:53 am UTC
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[info]hawkeyetoo
2015-07-05 09:12 pm UTC (link)
Someone celebrated hard.

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[info]under_arrest
2015-07-07 02:43 am UTC (link)
Work hard, play harder.

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[info]hawkeyetoo
2015-07-07 04:05 am UTC (link)
My sentiments exactly.

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[info]under_arrest
2015-07-07 04:18 am UTC (link)
you get up to much celebrating todayh?

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[info]hawkeyetoo
2015-07-07 06:31 am UTC (link)
Enough. Not as much as you, I bet.

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(no subject) - [info]under_arrest, 2015-07-08 03:31 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]hawkeyetoo, 2015-07-08 04:53 am UTC

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