It was a afucking terribel haricut. Miane coons look weird enoguth with a haricut, but D somehow managed to amke it look homeless. you'd think a guy with as many animals as he has would knwo how to cut fur.
I guess the odl kimng had like sixtten kids or something and that seemd like the fairest way to choose an heir? Don't fucking ask em, it's not like I made the rules.
... Though I think I'jm noticng a very strong 'animal' theme in my dreams.