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Tweak says, "Holy underwear!"

Mary Margaret Blanchard (fairestteacher) wrote in valarnet,
@ 2015-06-19 21:15:00

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emma swan, link, mary margaret blanchard (snow white)

Has it even been a month since the vampires? Someone knows how to handle this, right? I doubt my bow and arrows would do much damage against this thing so I'm just going to wait it out at the shelter. If anyone needs a place to stay, you're more than welcome at the shelter too.

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	legendoflink 2015-06-20 02:35 am UTC (link)
	...Vampires? You're... talking about...vampires...? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	fairestteacher 2015-06-20 02:36 am UTC (link)
	Yeah. Last month there were vampires prowling the streets. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	legendoflink 2015-06-20 03:40 am UTC (link)
	Is this a new street gang? Or some new fad? Like Zombies at college campuses? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fairestteacher 2015-06-20 03:24 pm UTC (link)
	Ah, no. I mean actual vampires. They're kind of a thing around here sometimes. Usually they're not hostile though. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	legendoflink 2015-06-24 03:59 am UTC (link)
	Right, of course. Well I shouldn't be surprised, some sort of... whatevers burned down the hell out of the diner I'd been working at. So, you know, there's that. Don't they suck blood and drain the life out of you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fairestteacher 2015-06-25 02:02 am UTC (link)
	They do, but there are some who actually live here who, as far as I know, don't bite people. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	legendoflink 2015-06-25 04:52 am UTC (link)
	But how do you... is there like a supplement store for hippie Vampires? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fairestteacher 2015-06-26 04:01 am UTC (link)
	No, but I would think that if they were biting people we'd know about it somehow. Or maybe we wouldn't. I don't really know, now that I'm thinking about it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	legendoflink 2015-06-26 04:52 am UTC (link)
	Maybe... unless they're really good at it. They've been around since like forever so, you know, they're probably good at hiding. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	savioring 2015-06-20 03:17 pm UTC (link)
	Is it bad that I would totally take the vampires again over this eight legged freak? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	fairestteacher 2015-06-20 03:29 pm UTC (link)
	No, I'd take the vampires too. I could use my bow and arrows against those. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	savioring 2015-06-20 03:37 pm UTC (link)
	That's right, Snow White is a badass, she'd kick vampire butt. Not so much on the spider right? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fairestteacher 2015-06-20 03:40 pm UTC (link)
	Ruby and I defended the shelter last month against some vampires. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	savioring 2015-06-20 03:44 pm UTC (link)
	I stayed at home and pretended nothing was happening. Because I at the time I was unaware that I am a dragon slayer. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fairestteacher 2015-06-20 04:16 pm UTC (link)
	That was probably a good idea. You mean Maleficent? ~~Did you break the curse yet?~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	savioring 2015-06-20 11:56 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, although when you put it like that it's more like 'whoops I threw a sword into a person'. Which is less heroic, right? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fairestteacher 2015-06-21 04:05 pm UTC (link)
	That's one way of seeing it, but she was a dragon at the time. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	savioring 2015-06-22 12:00 pm UTC (link)
	And it was for Henry. And... the whole town in the end. You know, it's still kinda hard to believe, even with Neal telling me the general way things work out. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fairestteacher 2015-06-25 02:03 am UTC (link)
	You were our Savior. The curse never would have been lifted if it weren't for you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	savioring 2015-06-25 09:21 am UTC (link)
	Still not used to that term. But hey, happy to help and all that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fairestteacher 2015-06-26 04:09 am UTC (link)
	And we were very happy that you did help cause being stuck doing the same thing for 28 years can't be fun. (Reply to this) (Parent)