Monty Navarro has poison in his pocket (earlafterall) wrote in valarnet, @ 2015-03-23 15:55:00 |
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Entry tags: | marguerite blakeney, monty navarro |
First of all, I'd like to thank one mister Kevin Flynn for hiring me, and say hello to the rest of the ENCOM staff. I'm very pleased to be joining you, and I hope to meet more of you soon! Stop by my office and say hello any time you'd like.
In stranger news, my dream self seems to have advanced from simple opportunity based killing into an actual premeditated murder.
In my latest dream escapades, I followed Lord Asquith D'Ysquith Junior (the one who snubbed me so harshly by letter) and his paramour to a remote little area where they'd gone for a weekend getaway. There I lurked around, following them with a bottle of poison in my pocket, waiting for the opportune moment to strike.
When the moment did not present itself, I cut a hole in the pond where they were skating and watched as they fell unwittingly into it, meeting their doom.
What a diabolical plot. I half expected my dream self to sprout a mustache, twirl it, and tie a young lady to the railroad tracks. I'm really not sure this could get sillier.
All in all it was shockingly simple. Soon after, Lord Asquith D'Ysquith (senior) wrote and asked me to come be an accountant at the family firm. So a new job in my dream world, as well.
(And six more people between myself and earldome, for those keeping score.)