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Tweak says, "Do you have a flag?"

Lalna (lalnasaurus) wrote in valarnet,
@ 2015-03-06 23:34:00

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alyssa hamilton, lalna, ninth doctor

You know, when I said a few days ago that I had been hoping that somehow my dreams were over, I was stating a fact, not complaining. I wasn't trying to test fate.

At least the explosions have stopped. Instead I'm trying to build a factory to produce Jaffa Cakes of all things with a bloody spaceman and a dwarf. A dwarf who would rather eat Jaffa Cakes and be an insane dictator with a poking stick than live underground doing typically dwarven things, apparently.

I'm starting to think I've gone mad again. These dreams have gone right round the bend from somewhat disturbing to outright stupid.

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	four_leaves 2015-03-07 04:55 am UTC (link)
	But Jaffa Cakes are really good. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	lalnasaurus 2015-03-07 05:00 am UTC (link)
	They're not exactly my favourite biscuit, but they are good, that I'll admit. I just never expected to realistically experience a mad dwarf going on a tirade about how much he needed them. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	four_leaves 2015-03-07 05:15 am UTC (link)
	They're better than McVitie's. Unless you've got the dark chocolate ones, then it's too close to tell. Oi, dwarves can enjoy the squidgy bit too! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

lalnasaurus
2015-03-07 05:31 am UTC (link)

I personally favour Jammie Dodgers. Raspberry is just a nicer flavour than orange. They could do with chocolate though. A box of Jammie Dodgers and a chocolate fountain would be the best of both worlds.

Sure, it's just... not the sort of thing you expect to hear coming out of a dwarf's mouth. It's like waking up in Lord of the Rings and having Gimli start berating you for a ride to Tesco.

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	four_leaves 2015-03-07 06:33 am UTC (link)
	I like both of them, honestly. And get to work on that, I'm sure if you can build spaceships, you can build a chocolate fountain. He can't exactly walk there, can he now? Short little legs. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lalnasaurus 2015-03-07 07:09 am UTC (link)
	Or I could just go to Target and buy a chocolate fountain. I feel like I've seen one there before. Target has god damn everything. One does not simply walk into Tesco. Also, arrow to the knee. ...I felt that if I was beating a dead meme into the ground I might as well go a step further. Very unfunny. Such originality. Wow. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	four_leaves 2015-03-07 07:22 am UTC (link)
	I'm sorry, my eyes just blurred and I can't read anything you typed. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lalnasaurus 2015-03-07 07:25 am UTC (link)
	I really hope that's just because you're crying at my bad sense of humor and not because it's actually so bad that it's actively killing you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	four_leaves 2015-03-07 07:27 am UTC (link)
	you can have my stereo tell my mates i love them (Kidding.) (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lalnasaurus 2015-03-07 07:28 am UTC (link)
	Dammit, you're kidding? I was looking forward to a new stereo. :( (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	four_leaves 2015-03-07 07:31 am UTC (link)
	It's not that new anyway, really. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lalnasaurus 2015-03-07 07:44 am UTC (link)
	Oh, fair enough. I don't have a stereo at all at the moment, but I don't suppose I really need one, either. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	four_leaves 2015-03-08 12:37 am UTC (link)
	That's what your mobile is for. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	turnoftheearth 2015-03-07 02:23 pm UTC (link)
	Suppose Jaffa Cakes are as good as any other, though I would have imagined a dictator to prefer the Empire Biscuits. (Reply to this)