A tall ship and a star to steer her by (starwreck) wrote in valarnet, @ 2012-03-05 20:25:00 |
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Entry tags: | commander tyra shepard, gaila, hikaru sulu, isabela, james kirk, montgomery scott, nyota uhura, spock, varric tethras |
Best Bar Ever
I had a good weekend. Made a couple friends, wrecked a bar. Got dumped. Or maybe I dumped her. It was sort of a mutual thing. With flying objects and broken glass. I've had better breakups. parking_brake of all people invited me into coffee. And then we went to a bar.
Its this place called Mad Dogs and Englishmen. It looks like someone put up some wood and opened a bar inside and then vomited all over the floor, but the whiskey is top notch and the bartender has a working flintlock.
So I was having a drinking contest with this Scottish dude and losing miserably, and I had the most perfect idea.
There was this big guy. Lets call him cupcake. Well cupcake has a mean right hook. Next thing you know, parking_brake was going all Jackie Chan on everyone, warp_speed was hitting things with abandon, and there were flying midgets.
This bar..this bar is best bar.
Has hot waitresses too!