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Tweak says, "I COULD MURDER A CURRY. "

ᴀʀᴄʜᴀɴɢᴇʟ (calibrations) wrote in valarnet,
@ 2014-07-23 21:46:00

Entry tags:

allison argent, asami sato, commander jane shepard, dawn summers, garrus vakarian, isabela, jubilation lee (jubilee), laura kinney (wolverine)

Heard a little rumor that if I wanted to mingle with the locals, this was the place to be.

I'm Garrus.

I'm also bad with social networks. Don't mind the eventual awkward.

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	nomorestrings 2014-07-24 08:27 pm UTC (link)
	We might break him. I don't know if that's a good thing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_hotness 2014-07-24 08:27 pm UTC (link)
	He looks sturdy! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	calibrations 2014-07-24 08:31 pm UTC (link)
	I'm fairly sturdy. And slightly confused. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	nomorestrings 2014-07-24 08:41 pm UTC (link)
	Jubilee is quite strong and so am I. And neither of us are particularly shy in the bedroom. She was suggesting a threesome, and I was concerned for your physical welfare. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_hotness 2014-07-24 08:43 pm UTC (link)
	I'm literally facepalming (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	nomorestrings 2014-07-24 08:44 pm UTC (link)
	He likes facts. He thinks they're refreshing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_hotness 2014-07-24 08:45 pm UTC (link)
	Should we tell him I can deadlift my VW? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	nomorestrings 2014-07-24 08:46 pm UTC (link)
	He can read this, so now it's too late. He already knows. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_hotness 2014-07-24 08:46 pm UTC (link)
	Shhhh (Reply to this) (Parent)

	calibrations 2014-07-24 08:44 pm UTC (link)
	~~What.~~ I understood the hinting to the threesome. And I thank you for your concern. No one's ever been that considerate to me before. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_hotness 2014-07-24 08:45 pm UTC (link)
	Some men can be so fragile. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	nomorestrings 2014-07-24 08:48 pm UTC (link)
	It's better for all of us if you still function when we're done with you, yes. ... But of course you don't have to take us up on this. I understand that this conversation may be descending into the realm of 'creepy stalker'. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	calibrations 2014-07-24 08:50 pm UTC (link)
	Should I take you both to dinner first? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	break_the_cycle 2014-07-24 08:53 pm UTC (link)
	Seriously Garrus? I'm appointing myself your official wingman. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	calibrations 2014-07-24 09:00 pm UTC (link)
	What'd I do? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	break_the_cycle 2014-07-24 09:01 pm UTC (link)
	The ladies are throwing themselves at you. catch (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	calibrations 2014-07-24 10:37 pm UTC (link)
	...Roger that. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	nomorestrings 2014-07-24 08:54 pm UTC (link)
	I like dinner. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	calibrations 2014-07-24 10:37 pm UTC (link)
	Dinner, then? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	nomorestrings 2014-07-24 10:53 pm UTC (link)
	Just me, or both of us? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	calibrations 2014-07-24 10:55 pm UTC (link)
	Both, since you ladies are just too kind to me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	nomorestrings 2014-07-24 11:29 pm UTC (link)
	Do you like spicy food? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	the_hotness 2014-07-24 08:55 pm UTC (link)
	I don't eat much, I'm totes a cheap date. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	calibrations 2014-07-24 10:38 pm UTC (link)
	We'll find something you like. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_hotness 2014-07-24 10:39 pm UTC (link)
	;) (Reply to this) (Parent)

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