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Sam Nishimura is a wanna-be badass (the_reason) wrote in valarnet,
@ 2014-07-17 12:19:00

Entry tags:

bella cullen, commander jane shepard, lara croft, sam nishimura

OMG you guys, I had no idea that Ninja Warrior was in America! How did I miss that?

Check this out! This chick is amazing! She's the first woman - like literally - to complete the course and she makes it look like she's not even sweating!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfZFuw7a13E#t=434

Yeah, she's awesome. But you know who's even MORE awesome? LARA! You have to do this, Lara. You could kick her ASS at Ninja Warrior. I bet you and Shepard could have even beaten the Japanese course!

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	lara 2014-07-17 07:25 pm UTC (link)
	Sam... (Reply to this) (Thread)

	the_reason 2014-07-17 07:41 pm UTC (link)
	It involves climbing and crazy obstacle courses! You're good at climbing and crazy obstacle courses! And you wouldn't have to hurt anyone, it'd just be for glory and staying in shape and stuff! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lara 2014-07-17 07:46 pm UTC (link)
	I'd rather not shame all those men. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_reason 2014-07-17 07:49 pm UTC (link)
	You're not shaming anyone. The guys in the crowd look SUPER supportive actually! THINK OF THE STORIES WE CAN TELL THE BLUEBERRY LATER (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lara 2014-07-17 07:55 pm UTC (link)
	I'd have to train, and I'm so busy. And you really want to make the announcement don't you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_reason 2014-07-17 07:57 pm UTC (link)
	You have to train, anyway! We're going on expeditions and stuff! ... I kind of want to make the announcement, yeah. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lara 2014-07-17 07:59 pm UTC (link)
	Go ahead. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_reason 2014-07-17 09:19 pm UTC (link)
	Well I can't announce it in the Ninja Warrior post! So I'll just announce the blueberry in a few days. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lara 2014-07-17 09:21 pm UTC (link)
	Now I'm nervous. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_reason 2014-07-17 09:25 pm UTC (link)
	Why? It's just a blueberry! :D (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lara 2014-07-17 09:28 pm UTC (link)
	I'm still nervous. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_reason 2014-07-23 12:46 am UTC (link)
	We're going to be the most badassed blueberry parents ever. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	break_the_cycle 2014-07-17 07:25 pm UTC (link)
	Looks easy. (Reply to this) (Thread)

the_reason
2014-07-17 07:43 pm UTC (link)

I'm definitely not badassed enough for something like that.

I mean I was taking some kickboxing classes for a while and I can throw a punch without breaking my fingers now? But I'm still not as crazy badassed as Lara was or Shepard was or even Dani was.

I mean like I think Dani was probably super badassed but mainly I got to know her when her wrist was eating her alive, so.

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	break_the_cycle 2014-07-17 07:46 pm UTC (link)
	Oh. That Shepard. She looked good in a suit at her wedding. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_reason 2014-07-17 07:51 pm UTC (link)
	Waaaait. YEAH we went to that wedding! OH YOU'RE THE OTHER SHEPARD! Hi! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	break_the_cycle 2014-07-17 07:55 pm UTC (link)
	It's a little confusing. I'm red Shepard, she's purple Shepard. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_reason 2014-07-17 07:58 pm UTC (link)
	Blonde Shepard! ... Or she was blonde for a while here with us anyway. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	break_the_cycle 2014-07-17 07:59 pm UTC (link)
	She went back to purple for awhile. I think she does that to throw people off. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_reason 2014-07-17 09:19 pm UTC (link)
	Awesome! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	break_the_cycle 2014-07-17 09:21 pm UTC (link)
	We're a lot alike, I'm just better. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_reason 2014-07-23 12:45 am UTC (link)
	I don't know about that! Tyra was pretty badassed! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	break_the_cycle 2014-07-23 12:48 am UTC (link)
	Well. Mostly. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_reason 2014-07-23 01:00 am UTC (link)
	I guess you're going to have to prove it! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	the_commander 2014-07-17 07:26 pm UTC (link)
	~~Of course I could! But I'm not really here and I'm not really replying~~ (Reply to this)

	oflambs 2014-07-19 12:30 am UTC (link)
	Wow. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	the_reason 2014-07-23 12:53 am UTC (link)
	I know, right? What a badass! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	oflambs 2014-07-23 03:26 am UTC (link)
	Not sure I know anyone that could move like that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_reason 2014-07-23 03:41 am UTC (link)
	I know I definitely couldn't! But I'm so lucky 'cause I'm marrying a woman who can. Lara is SOOOOO amazing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	oflambs 2014-07-23 03:52 am UTC (link)
	Neither could I. You're marrying a ninja? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_reason 2014-07-23 04:06 am UTC (link)
	She's a super ninja archaeologist badass. Maybe not so much a ninja but like... she could probably kick the butts of some ninjas? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	oflambs 2014-07-23 04:20 am UTC (link)
	True and true archaeologist or the type that sits behind a desk? I'm guessing on the first? Sounds like you caught a winner. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_reason 2014-07-23 05:05 am UTC (link)
	Lara sure does like sitting behind a desk when she's doing research, but we've been out in the field, too! I'm her camera woman! This last time we went on a dig, it was pretty crazy. There was a freak storm, we nearly fell to our deaths in a cave (but Lara caught the ledge with her axe and grabbed me right in the nick of time!), and found this creepy altar. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	oflambs 2014-07-26 05:01 am UTC (link)
	It sounds like she's an incredible woman. Although I don't know about my better half getting me into that much trouble. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_reason 2014-07-26 07:31 pm UTC (link)
	I don't really mind it! It keeps life interesting! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	oflambs 2014-07-27 04:58 am UTC (link)
	I would think so. (Reply to this) (Parent)