OMG you guys, I had no idea that Ninja Warrior was in America! How did I miss that?
Check this out! This chick is amazing! She's the first woman - like literally - to complete the course and she makes it look like she's not even sweating!
Yeah, she's awesome. But you know who's even MORE awesome? LARA! You have to do this, Lara. You could kick her ASS at Ninja Warrior. I bet you and Shepard could have even beaten the Japanese course!