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Rachel Anne Summers is lost again ([info]the_phoenix) wrote in [info]valarnet,
@ 2014-07-10 21:21:00

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Entry tags:danny torrance, kitty pryde (shadowcat), luthien tinuviel, moira mactaggert, rachel grey, scott summers (cyclops), thor odinson

I never thought I'd get to the point in my life where I took the ability to have a warm shower for granted.

But I did, and I swear I won't ever again because showers are awesome. And so is sleeping in your own bed.



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[info]moiramactaggert
2014-07-11 04:42 am UTC (link)
Just remember to take care of yourself, and don't try to do too much. You're still healing and I'm pretty sure Kitty has more to do than keep a constant eye on you.

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[info]the_phoenix
2014-07-11 04:47 am UTC (link)
Awww, are you worried?

I promise I won't pull anything like the cerebra thing again. Promise!


... we're also waiting for those other things. Please let us know when those other things won't kill me.

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[info]moiramactaggert
2014-07-11 04:56 am UTC (link)
Those other...? Och.

Sex, lass. It's not a bad word.

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[info]the_phoenix
2014-07-11 04:59 am UTC (link)
Okay.

When can my girlfriend screw me senseless? Because I think waiting at this point may actually kill her.

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[info]moiramactaggert
2014-07-11 05:02 am UTC (link)
Blue balls are not a terminal illness.

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[info]the_phoenix
2014-07-11 05:14 am UTC (link)
Are you sure?

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[info]moiramactaggert
2014-07-11 05:18 am UTC (link)
Positive. You don't want to strain your heart and lungs too much. You may want to look into tantric if you're impatient.

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[info]the_phoenix
2014-07-11 05:39 am UTC (link)
I don't know if I'm disturbed or pleasantly surprised that you know what that is.

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[info]moiramactaggert
2014-07-11 05:42 am UTC (link)
I'll spare you the details, lass. But in all seriousness, give it a few more weeks, at least for you.

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[info]the_phoenix
2014-07-11 05:51 am UTC (link)
We'll give it a few more weeks. Kitty can deal.

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[info]moiramactaggert
2014-07-11 05:52 am UTC (link)
I have pamplets!

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[info]the_phoenix
2014-07-11 05:59 am UTC (link)
Yaaaay, pamphlets!

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[info]moiramactaggert
2014-07-11 06:04 am UTC (link)
Would you like some dental dams?

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[info]the_phoenix
2014-07-11 06:12 am UTC (link)
I'll pass, thanks!

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[info]moiramactaggert
2014-07-11 06:18 am UTC (link)
Well you're both clean, but I thought I'd offer.

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[info]the_phoenix
2014-07-11 06:26 am UTC (link)
Thanks for the offer?

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