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Tweak says, "OMGZ BOB HAZ NO FEETS!?"

Neena Thurman is getting too old for this shit (godplaysdice) wrote in valarnet,
@ 2014-07-05 12:29:00

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clarice ferguson (blink), ganondorf, neena thurman (domino), scott summers (cyclops)

I'm the most anal retentive person I know when it comes to laundry. I don't even let my poor socks go into the washing machine by themselves. I always keep them in their pairs, using a couple of handy compartmentalized mesh bags.

'Cause you know. The dryer claims a sock or two otherwise. It's a sacrificial thing.

Today, I'm pulling my mesh bags out of the dryer and every damn compartment only has one sock in it. Clarice? Scott? Are you guys pranking me? It's not fucking funny.

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	lostinexile 2014-07-05 07:38 pm UTC (link)
	Are you really blaming me? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	godplaysdice 2014-07-05 08:06 pm UTC (link)
	Hey, aren't you the same girlfriend who convinced Rachel to prank me by moving every single piece of furniture in my apartment 1/4 of an inch to the right? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lostinexile 2014-07-05 08:22 pm UTC (link)
	I love my socks too though! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	godplaysdice 2014-07-05 08:26 pm UTC (link)
	... oh yeah, yours are missing, too. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lostinexile 2014-07-05 08:30 pm UTC (link)
	...you already know this? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	godplaysdice 2014-07-05 09:22 pm UTC (link)
	Some of yours were in these bags. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lostinexile 2014-07-05 09:33 pm UTC (link)
	...wow I'm observant. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	godplaysdice 2014-07-05 09:35 pm UTC (link)
	It's kind of been a rough few months for you, you know? Mainly because of me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lostinexile 2014-07-05 10:28 pm UTC (link)
	It's not all your fault and don't start believing that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	godplaysdice 2014-07-05 10:35 pm UTC (link)
	I'll believe whatever I want to believe, Lady. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lostinexile 2014-07-06 12:53 am UTC (link)
	Believing doesn't make it true. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	cyclopswasright 2014-07-05 07:38 pm UTC (link)
	I have neither opportunity nor motive. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	godplaysdice 2014-07-05 08:07 pm UTC (link)
	Damn. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cyclopswasright 2014-07-05 08:22 pm UTC (link)
	And I guarantee you my sock drawer is more organized. And missing socks now too. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	godplaysdice 2014-07-05 08:27 pm UTC (link)
	Don't get into an organizational pissing contest with me, Scott. You'll lose. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cyclopswasright 2014-07-05 08:30 pm UTC (link)
	No, I won't. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	godplaysdice 2014-07-05 09:23 pm UTC (link)
	Pfft. Bring it. ... But after we find the socks, because it's not a fair contest otherwise. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cyclopswasright 2014-07-05 09:33 pm UTC (link)
	We'll need an impartial judge. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	godplaysdice 2014-07-05 09:36 pm UTC (link)
	Well that rules out almost everyone we know. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cyclopswasright 2014-07-05 10:29 pm UTC (link)
	So we find someone else. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	godplaysdice 2014-07-05 10:36 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, sure. I'll pull in some hobo off the street and give him a few bucks. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cyclopswasright 2014-07-06 12:53 am UTC (link)
	We could always ask Tony Stark. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	godplaysdice 2014-07-06 06:02 am UTC (link)
	HELL no. He'd probably build a machine to judge it and then it'd somehow make a mess. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cyclopswasright 2014-07-06 06:09 am UTC (link)
	Wow you are bad. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	godplaysdice 2014-07-06 06:24 am UTC (link)
	Pretty damn bad, yeah. You weren't paying attention when we went to buy the bacon bowls, were you? I must have straightened up half the store along the way. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cyclopswasright 2014-07-06 06:26 am UTC (link)
	Was distracted. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	godplaysdice 2014-07-06 06:40 am UTC (link)
	I guess you were. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	aylin 2014-07-06 01:56 am UTC (link)
	I don't think I have been this annoyed in awhile. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	godplaysdice 2014-07-06 06:16 am UTC (link)
	It's throwing off the entire zen of my sock drawer. I might be on my way to the store right now to buy twenty new pairs of socks so I can throw out the old ones. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Twenty Minutes Later godplaysdice 2014-07-06 06:18 am UTC (link)
	You are not going to fucking believe this but every single pair of socks at this store is missing the left sock. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Twenty Minutes Later aylin 2014-07-06 06:30 pm UTC (link)
	I've heard the same with red undergarments. This makes little to no goddamn sense. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	godplaysdice 2014-07-06 10:02 pm UTC (link)
	Well, that's Orange County for you. (Reply to this) (Parent)