Pete Wisdom is saving the world...from itself. (mister_wisdom) wrote in valarnet, @ 2014-06-01 12:29:00 |
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Entry tags: | kate freelander, moira mactaggert, nick fury, pete wisdom |
Dear Orange County, California,
I'd like to write a complaint, notifying you that it is a fine time for a climate change personality crisis. You've made my commute this morning a veritable living hell. And it's not because I don't know how to drive in the snow, but because every tosser out there with car keys and a cellphone, can't figure out how to drive in it. Everything's gone all bumper cars and general stupidity, all over the place.
Do us a favour and die in a fire, which might happen considering someone so much as blinks the wrong way and one of those starts and burns down everything. Under normal circumstances, that is. Which even then is really quite questionable, because what's normal anymore?
In short, I can't raise these two fingers high enough.
Bloody California. Bloody climate change.
No love for you,
Pete