Doreen Green is squirrely. (gla_represent) wrote in valarnet, @ 2014-05-20 17:11:00 |
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Entry tags: | bella cullen, brother athelstan, doreen green (squirrel girl), henrik mikaelson, michael glass, rarity, tony stark (iron man) |
OH DEAR GOD.
So I'm walking home from my last class, when I hear the barfy noise. You know, that weird gulpy-gaspy-gulpy noise that people when they're gonna barf make? Apparently this idiot was drinking in the middle of a freakin' Tuesday, and was walking right toward me.
Thank god I have good reflexes, I managed to jump out of the way and maybe shove this other guy in front of me. I should probably feel like an ass for getting some other guy barfed on, but life's too short to regret not being vomited on.
College. Can I be done now?