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Tweak says, "Why is the rum ALWAYS gone?"

Nick Fury shares. He's nice like that. (nicelikethat) wrote in valarnet,
@ 2014-05-01 18:27:00

Entry tags:

kitty pryde (shadowcat), nick fury, peggy carter, tony stark (iron man)

Attention Kitty Pryde. It's 6pm. Do you know where the hell your cell phone is?

I'll give you a hint. It ain't in your back pocket.

Also? You and I need to have some words.

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	shadowcat 2014-05-02 01:30 am UTC (link)
	~~I'm gonna kill that fucking dragon~~ It wasn't stolen, it was borrowed without permission. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	nicelikethat 2014-05-02 01:48 am UTC (link)
	Maybe you aught to keep a better eye on shit that's got MY CELL PHONE NUMBER in it. While we're on the subject of MY CELL PHONE NUMBER, maybe you'd like to tell me how you got it in the first place. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	shadowcat 2014-05-02 01:54 am UTC (link)
	Uh.. Encrypted and Private Locked Short answer, Shepard. Long answer, Agency databases. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private nicelikethat 2014-05-02 01:56 am UTC (link)
	Secure your cell phone, Ma'am. I don't care what special and unique snowflake you are supposed to be. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Private shadowcat 2014-05-02 01:57 am UTC (link)
	It's secure, but it's hard to secure against a magical alien dragon. And yes I typed that with a straight face. [Dragon and Kitty selfie.jpg] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private nicelikethat 2014-05-02 02:03 am UTC (link)
	Then keep your damn magical alien dragon under control. Do you hear me? This ain't no public phone number and it better not end up scrawled on a bathroom stall somewhere. You and your people aren't on my shit list right now, do YOU want to be the reason that chances? You don't. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Private shadowcat 2014-05-02 02:07 am UTC (link)
	Understood. You're a lot more fun than the Nick Fury from my dreams, though. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Private nicelikethat 2014-05-02 02:10 am UTC (link)
	Yeah? Few enough people have the balls to tell me they dream about me. Come up to my office sometime, Pryde. I'll give you cookies. 'Cause I'm NICE like that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private shadowcat 2014-05-02 02:14 am UTC (link)
	I've dreamed about two different versions of you. And multiple versions of myself. Cookies sounds good. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private nicelikethat 2014-05-02 02:24 am UTC (link)
	You better EAT them if I buy them, though. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private shadowcat 2014-05-02 02:25 am UTC (link)
	Make sure they're kosher and you got a deal. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private nicelikethat 2014-05-02 02:28 am UTC (link)
	Fine. And Pryde? Tell your dragon that he is NOT the boss of me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private shadowcat 2014-05-02 02:29 am UTC (link)
	He's got an ego, I'll give him that. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	hisbestgal 2014-05-02 01:35 am UTC (link)
	I am so glad I haven't lost my work mobile ~~yet~~ because I never want to get a post like this from you. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	nicelikethat 2014-05-02 01:49 am UTC (link)
	Agent Carter, you know better than to think I'd be posting something like this for you. I'd just come on down to your office and yell at you in person. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hisbestgal 2014-05-02 01:50 am UTC (link)
	But I'm not in my office at 6pm...usually.... But I do enjoy seeing your lovely face even if you are yelling at me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	nicelikethat 2014-05-02 01:54 am UTC (link)
	Carter, what did I tell you about flattery? And like hell you aren't usually in your office at 6pm. When I leave at NINE you're still kicking around here. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hisbestgal 2014-05-02 01:56 am UTC (link)
	That I'm the best at it? I've been busy lately. Besides, I don't have much of a reason to not stick around. You know you'll be upset the minute I manage to get a social life in this country. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	nicelikethat 2014-05-02 02:01 am UTC (link)
	That's exactly right. You're also the only one that'd probably get away with it. Well, one of us has to stay married to the job, it might as well be me. You've still got some time to live a little anyway. Maybe I'll only be slightly upset. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hisbestgal 2014-05-02 02:03 am UTC (link)
	That is exactly why we get along so well. Slightly is better than majorly, so I'll take that as a win. But we'll see if it happens, so far I'm staying buried in work. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	nicelikethat 2014-05-02 02:04 am UTC (link)
	Staying buried in work is where I like you to be. Keeps you out of trouble that way. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hisbestgal 2014-05-02 02:36 am UTC (link)
	But I love getting into trouble! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	nicelikethat 2014-05-02 02:41 am UTC (link)
	And I don't love getting you out of it! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hisbestgal 2014-05-02 02:42 am UTC (link)
	One time. Never going to let me live it down. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	nicelikethat 2014-05-02 02:43 am UTC (link)
	Of course not. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	mrtonystark 2014-05-02 04:16 am UTC (link)
	Oooh. Someone's in trouble. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	nicelikethat 2014-05-02 04:29 am UTC (link)
	Damn straight. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mrtonystark 2014-05-02 04:30 am UTC (link)
	What'd she do? ~~Just so I can make sure to~~ Just so I can make sure to never do anything like it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	nicelikethat 2014-05-03 04:45 am UTC (link)
	Seems to me like she let her magical dragon pet get ahold of her cell phone, which is full of all kinds of data it shouldn't be full of. But we all know the reason you're askin' is so that you help her never live it down, Stark. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mrtonystark 2014-05-08 03:47 am UTC (link)
	Yes. Yes, that's exactly why I'm asking. Exactly. (Reply to this) (Parent)