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Sarah Connor is cursed to be ever vigilant (ever_vigilant) wrote in valarnet,
@ 2012-06-23 19:26:00

Entry tags:

eric packer, james kirk, kitty pryde (shadowcat), neena thurman (domino), pete wisdom, romany wisdom, wade wilson (deadpool)

Wanted: Fuck Buddy.
Stipulations: You don't call me the next day to talk about your emotions. You don't even call me the next day unless it's to see if you're spending the night. I like beer, whiskey, and pizza, I like my coffee black, and I don't keep cream or sugar at my apartment. If you want that shit, run to the store. I welcome offers of random takeout foods, but no MSG.

Complicated Emotional Bullshit is not an option. If you can't fit that bill, don't even bother messaging me.

I'm quirky and I'll be the first to admit it, and I don't take any shit, but I can drink with the best of them, and I'm not afraid of meeting you in person so you can see for yourself that I'm exactly who I claim to be.

You can even run a background check, son.

A british accent would be nice for reading me ~~the phonebook~~ ~~a Chinese Takeout Menu~~ one of my Gun Manuals afterwards, but isn't necessarily a requirement.

Wade, just no. And all of you Feds? Don't worry, this isn't a business transaction, so go sniff for idiotic prostitution announcements somewhere else, like Facebook.

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	[ Wisdom ] ever_vigilant 2012-06-24 03:52 am UTC (link)
	It's not madness. The itch is getting in the way of work and it needs scratching. He's available and nearby enough to scratch it more regularly than some guy in Nevada. I'm FINE, by the way. It's amazing how beating your fists into a pulp can fix your head. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

[Thurman]

mister_wisdom
2012-06-24 04:00 am UTC (link)

You're not fine. Now you're itchy. At least have some higher standards than a ~~intergalactic space~~ pimp, for christ's sake.

At this rate, I will practically volunteer to scratch your itch for you, if not for the fact that it would foul up a perfectly good...coworkers...friendship...thing...and because it's all Kitty-based frustration and I don't want to take that out on you. Much less, not be able to look you in the eye afterward, from then on out, like...when we're shooting people and such.

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	[ Wisdom ] ever_vigilant 2012-06-24 04:07 am UTC (link)
	I'm just... Christ. Look. Maybe this is easier to say online than it is in person. I kind of need to know that I can get that close to a guy again without freaking out, alright? It's better if it's a stranger. You don't have to keep explaining to me why we aren't... please stop doing that. I understand. I always have. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

[Thurman]

mister_wisdom
2012-06-24 04:12 am UTC (link)

You're right, it is easier to say over the internet, even if the internet is cack. Guilt compels me to explain it, and you should know at least that much about me, by now. I also realized it's better if it's a stranger, but can't it be a paid stranger?

Fuck it. I'm being overprotective. If you really need to find that out and get past whatever it was in your head that's gone wrong, to make sure you're not broken inside or the likes, then do it. I'll stop cockblocking you, for fuck's sake. Simply be careful, would you? Or I'll have to start killing people and it'll turn into a whole temporary insanity due to rage situation, should anything happen to you.

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	[ Wisdom ] ever_vigilant 2012-06-24 04:22 am UTC (link)
	... No. You're right. I'd probably end up forming some kind of emotional bond with the guy, it's better if it's professional. No emotions in play, ever. ... When you're done drinking yourself to death, send me a message. I'm moving apartments over the weekend. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

[Thurman]

mister_wisdom
2012-06-24 04:27 am UTC (link)

...No. I'm probably not right. Look, you clearly had incentive to try to do this thing. It was...probably...that word that people use when they shouldn't have done the shite they've done, yet they did it anyway, and it probably wasn't the right thing to do, that's the opposite of right but I'm not saying it here. That word? Right, that one.

You do what you need to do. Professional or not. If the fucker is willing, and there's been on arrest warrants (I just checked) or complaints lodged against him (likewise), then he's probably had willing partners for his escapades.

Basically, I shouldn't have intervened and ruined what you were trying to do. I'm also between phases right now...it's the post-puking-guts-out and pre-hair-of-the-bloody-dog intermission. So consider this your message.

I'm not a mover, by the by. I'll pass out on your floor but the fuck if I'm helping carry boxes to and fro. I can't be arsed. I always abandon everything when I move, except personal items or identifications.

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	[ Wisdom ] ever_vigilant 2012-06-24 04:49 am UTC (link)
	I don't need a mover. I meant message me about the trip to Nevada. Which I can't do, until after I'm done moving. We're going, you're buying, let's just get it over with. Damn it. So I guess I'll message you, instead. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[Thurman] mister_wisdom 2012-06-24 04:55 am UTC (link)
	Fuck it. I'll help you move so it's over and done with. Then we can get itches scratched and I am buying. Damn it. If you want me to help, then yes? Let me know here. Simply don't mind if I puke in the boxes. Wilson's not there, is he? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[ Wisdom ] ever_vigilant 2012-06-24 05:19 am UTC (link)
	He sacrificed a chicken on my kitchen counter and then made fried chicken and pancakes. I had to shoot the tv, there were some ponies or something singing. He just left to go question a hobo who's been casing my apartment. I think I've been compromised, but I'm not sure. DO NOT come here. Packing as we speak. Tonight just got very interesting. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

[Thurman]

mister_wisdom
2012-06-24 05:23 am UTC (link)

What the bloody hell?! All right, I'm going to regret saying that, but if you have been compromised, then I might actually be grateful that Wilson's there, to get killed so you can escape.

Make sure he covers your arse. And hopefully is killed in the process.

I mean, oh, how terrible. Please, save Wilson. And the chicken and pancakes. Because the world simply can't continue turning without two out of those three things making it out of there. I'm not going for three out of three.

Message me when you're at a secure location.

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	[Thurman] mister_wisdom 2012-06-24 06:18 am UTC (link)
	My trigger finger is getting itchy. I'm going to text you in about 5 minutes if I don't hear anything from you, and then I am going over there. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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