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Sarah Connor is cursed to be ever vigilant (ever_vigilant) wrote in valarnet,
@ 2012-06-23 19:26:00

Entry tags:

eric packer, james kirk, kitty pryde (shadowcat), neena thurman (domino), pete wisdom, romany wisdom, wade wilson (deadpool)

Wanted: Fuck Buddy.
Stipulations: You don't call me the next day to talk about your emotions. You don't even call me the next day unless it's to see if you're spending the night. I like beer, whiskey, and pizza, I like my coffee black, and I don't keep cream or sugar at my apartment. If you want that shit, run to the store. I welcome offers of random takeout foods, but no MSG.

Complicated Emotional Bullshit is not an option. If you can't fit that bill, don't even bother messaging me.

I'm quirky and I'll be the first to admit it, and I don't take any shit, but I can drink with the best of them, and I'm not afraid of meeting you in person so you can see for yourself that I'm exactly who I claim to be.

You can even run a background check, son.

A british accent would be nice for reading me ~~the phonebook~~ ~~a Chinese Takeout Menu~~ one of my Gun Manuals afterwards, but isn't necessarily a requirement.

Wade, just no. And all of you Feds? Don't worry, this isn't a business transaction, so go sniff for idiotic prostitution announcements somewhere else, like Facebook.

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	mister_wisdom 2012-06-24 03:37 am UTC (link)
	Ask and you shalt receive. All hail the arrival of the dark beast, Satan. Sorry I haven't been home. I was trying to drink myself to...bliss. It didn't work. Anyway really, Thurman. Maybe Romany can help. We should discuss it more. Then you should let me know what you decide to do. So I can make this face at you. :D (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	goddesswisdom 2012-06-24 03:38 am UTC (link)
	I'll bring her the special selection. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mister_wisdom 2012-06-24 03:39 am UTC (link)
	You should give it to me and then I'll give it to her when I stop in to read her the gun manuals and whatnot. Or maybe I can read the catalogue to her. I think she might enjoy that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	goddesswisdom 2012-06-24 03:40 am UTC (link)
	It'll be waiting on the couch. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mister_wisdom 2012-06-24 03:43 am UTC (link)
	You bought a couch? Oh, wait. Are you in the new flat already, then? Brilliant. Leave me the address and the booklet outside the door, because it's probably crowded with the dead you've raised, already. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	goddesswisdom 2012-06-24 03:44 am UTC (link)
	It's Feng Shui'd and everything. I set your room up with a bed, a dresser, a fireproof gun safe, and no carpet. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mister_wisdom 2012-06-24 03:48 am UTC (link)
	Creaky floorboard? No Ikea? I'm going to look for labels. I'd better not see any Swiss on the tags. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	goddesswisdom 2012-06-24 03:49 am UTC (link)
	I creaked the floorboards myself. Watch out for the nail. No Ikea. ~~Except the prank thing in the closet~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mister_wisdom 2012-06-24 03:52 am UTC (link)
	There's a nail? Excellent. Is it rusty? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	goddesswisdom 2012-06-24 03:53 am UTC (link)
	No, but I figured you could speed rust it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mister_wisdom 2012-06-24 03:56 am UTC (link)
	I'll make certain to spit on it every day. Oh, it's just what I've always wanted. Goodie, goodie. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	goddesswisdom 2012-06-24 04:15 am UTC (link)
	You could piss on it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mister_wisdom 2012-06-24 12:44 pm UTC (link)
	I'll do that. I'd better mark our territory to make sure no wild animals get in, so I'll start by pissing on your door, first. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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