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Sarah Connor is cursed to be ever vigilant (ever_vigilant) wrote in valarnet,
@ 2012-06-23 19:26:00

Entry tags:

eric packer, james kirk, kitty pryde (shadowcat), neena thurman (domino), pete wisdom, romany wisdom, wade wilson (deadpool)

Wanted: Fuck Buddy.
Stipulations: You don't call me the next day to talk about your emotions. You don't even call me the next day unless it's to see if you're spending the night. I like beer, whiskey, and pizza, I like my coffee black, and I don't keep cream or sugar at my apartment. If you want that shit, run to the store. I welcome offers of random takeout foods, but no MSG.

Complicated Emotional Bullshit is not an option. If you can't fit that bill, don't even bother messaging me.

I'm quirky and I'll be the first to admit it, and I don't take any shit, but I can drink with the best of them, and I'm not afraid of meeting you in person so you can see for yourself that I'm exactly who I claim to be.

You can even run a background check, son.

A british accent would be nice for reading me ~~the phonebook~~ ~~a Chinese Takeout Menu~~ one of my Gun Manuals afterwards, but isn't necessarily a requirement.

Wade, just no. And all of you Feds? Don't worry, this isn't a business transaction, so go sniff for idiotic prostitution announcements somewhere else, like Facebook.

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	mister_wisdom 2012-06-24 03:11 am UTC (link)
	Shall we share other sordid tales while we're on the internet, Pryde? Skip hand in hand down memory lane, or simply slap our hands at eachother and shout a lot as we go trampling down the flowers on the lane-side? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	shadowcat 2012-06-24 03:14 am UTC (link)
	Rest assured my love of oral sex continues to this day. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mister_wisdom 2012-06-24 03:15 am UTC (link)
	...must you torture me with the knowledge? Really? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	shadowcat 2012-06-24 03:18 am UTC (link)
	Life is too short to not enjoy it. You can keep waiting for the dust to settle or you can realize the dust is your life going on. The best time was at the football game though. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

mister_wisdom
2012-06-24 03:21 am UTC (link)

You're an arse. I'm going to stop talking to you again, now.

And not think about the football game.

Really not thinking about that. Really not. Not at all.

Or the hooligans, after the fact. Although that was a utterly brilliant day, because of things...and then the irony of fistfights to keep the peace, afterward.

So there were the things. And glorious ultraviolence.

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	shadowcat 2012-06-24 03:23 am UTC (link)
	I broke my phone during that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mister_wisdom 2012-06-24 03:26 am UTC (link)
	But the point is, you broke your phone on some football hooligan's face. And I laughed hard at that, until I was punched in the face and really lost my temper. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	shadowcat 2012-06-24 03:27 am UTC (link)
	My theory that the World Cup is Europe's replacement for waging a world war still stands. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mister_wisdom 2012-06-24 03:34 am UTC (link)
	I never argued that fact with you, because we both bloody well know that it's true. That's what makes it utterly brilliant. Ultraviolence. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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