Kíli could have anything down his trousers. (_kili_) wrote in valarnet,
Some of us who aren't elegant still like older women! I know I do. All of my girlfriends in high school ended up being a year or two older than me, which probably explains why I kept getting cast aside on a regular basis when summer rolled around and they went off to university. And then it kept happening, but I'll forego mentioning since that doesn't look cool at all giving details.
I also didn't sign you up for it, so we're clear on that!