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Varda is a sparkle junky (elentari) wrote in valarnet,
@ 2014-03-09 16:06:00

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azula, booker dewitt, boromir, faramir, kili, peter parker (spider-man), varda, wade wilson (deadpool)

While I like to keep up with social media and our company does have an excellent website, I have to admit that I don't really get a lot of time to 'surf the internet'.

You can imagine my surprise when my secretary sent me a link to a website called 'Cougar Life'. Apparently, someone with no scruples and a questionable sense of humour decided to sign me up there. I'm mostly amused. The cease and desist is on its way to them, of course.

But... really? 'Cougar Life'? Gentlemen, surely you can find attractive older women in a much more elegant fashion.

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	crimson_nutcase 2014-03-09 11:49 pm UTC (link)
	el pollo loco... (Reply to this) (Thread)

	elentari 2014-03-09 11:59 pm UTC (link)
	You dare speak to a heathen like me on the internet? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	crimson_nutcase 2014-03-10 12:50 am UTC (link)
	no quero taco bell (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	elentari 2014-03-10 12:53 am UTC (link)
	Common taco chains are horrible representations of real tacos anyway. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	greatpower 2014-03-10 03:51 am UTC (link)
	~~Uh you know what never mind~~ No comment made (Reply to this)

	dewitt 2014-03-10 03:52 am UTC (link)
	Wait that shit is real? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	elentari 2014-03-10 03:56 am UTC (link)
	As real as I am - though not as real as the fake profile they put on there. Honestly, some people. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dewitt 2014-03-10 03:58 am UTC (link)
	It's still up. How accurate is that? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	elentari 2014-03-10 04:00 am UTC (link)
	The photo is real, if that's what caught your eye. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dewitt 2014-03-10 04:03 am UTC (link)
	Poison of choice? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	bloodnotspent 2014-03-10 03:52 am UTC (link)
	You hardly look thirty. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	elentari 2014-03-10 03:57 am UTC (link)
	I have a very good beauty regimen and I try to live healthy. For the record, however, I am actually forty-six. I'm not ashamed of that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bloodnotspent 2014-03-10 03:58 am UTC (link)
	I could not tell. Do you prefer younger men? My brother is intelligent and quite handsome. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	elentari 2014-03-10 04:15 am UTC (link)
	The only preference I really have is that the person in question be interesting. Young or old, male or female, I simply enjoy the company of people I actually have a connection with. I'm not sure I've met your brother. I recall an interesting debate with you the other evening, however. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	without_glory 2014-03-10 04:20 am UTC (link)
	That would be me. His brother is flattered because this is a very beautiful, intelligent, and talented woman. I would also like to point out that my older brother is available for social functions and that he is handsome, ambitious, and ~~too~~ honest ~~with issues his own opinions~~, as you can see from his glowing assessments, posted online. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	bloodnotspent 2014-03-10 04:20 am UTC (link)
	~~Oh you're a whore~~ I see. It was interesting, to say the least. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	bornoffire 2014-03-10 03:57 am UTC (link)
	Things still function at that age? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	elentari 2014-03-10 03:59 am UTC (link)
	They absolutely do. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bornoffire 2014-03-10 03:59 am UTC (link)
	What a relief. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	elentari 2014-03-10 04:16 am UTC (link)
	What no one tells you is that the years from 40 to death are filled with more sex than anyone is comfortable thinking about. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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_kili_
2014-03-10 05:29 am UTC (link)

Some of us who aren't elegant still like older women! I know I do. All of my girlfriends in high school ended up being a year or two older than me, which probably explains why I kept getting cast aside on a regular basis when summer rolled around and they went off to university. And then it kept happening, but I'll forego mentioning since that doesn't look cool at all giving details.

I also didn't sign you up for it, so we're clear on that!

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	elentari 2014-03-10 06:26 am UTC (link)
	Why would I think that you had anything to do with this? That's just silly. There's nothing wrong with appreciating older women in certain scenarios, I just find the idea of websites like this to be amusing. Amusing, and slightly insulting. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_kili_ 2014-03-10 06:31 am UTC (link)
	I'm only making it clear that I hadn't to rule myself out of being guilty before it was suspected! I don't think it's quite so bad as that. What's the certain scenarios involve? Or should I not even ask that? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	elentari 2014-03-11 03:48 am UTC (link)
	Do people often accuse you of things that you needed to make sure I wouldn't? The gremlins are to blame again, I'm almost certain. Well, I think relationships between someone who is younger and someone who is older probably need to be thought through, for instance. Instead of just rushed into. But casual 'hook ups' are another story entirely. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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