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Velma Kelly (jazzkiller) wrote in valarnet,
@ 2014-02-16 22:07:00

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I am now 30 weeks pregnant. Seven and a half months. I'm starting to get that sticky-outy belly button thing.

By the way. If anyone ever says any one of these to me, I will cut your throat with the heel on my Louboutins.

	four_leaves 2014-02-17 04:16 am UTC (link)
	And no jury would convict you. Bloody hell, people are awful. Want me to be your bodyguard? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	jazzkiller 2014-02-17 04:24 am UTC (link)
	I bet you could take most of 'em. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	four_leaves 2014-02-17 04:28 am UTC (link)
	Probably. Soccer moms aren't usually scrappy. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	elatedorgassy 2014-02-17 04:49 am UTC (link)
	Congratulations!! That's wonderful! It's so weird to me how that whole process works. But I'm so happy for you! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	jazzkiller 2014-02-17 04:55 am UTC (link)
	I'm excited too, I just want this kid out of me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	elatedorgassy 2014-02-17 05:05 am UTC (link)
	Is that... a normal reaction? Not to sound weird, or anything... but I don't know how any of that stuff works! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	jazzkiller 2014-02-17 05:13 am UTC (link)
	From what I've read. I'm excited to be a mom, I'm just sick of the feeling gross. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	elatedorgassy 2014-02-17 05:26 am UTC (link)
	Oh, I'm sure I would be, too! Is morning sickness really bad? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	jazzkiller 2014-02-17 05:30 am UTC (link)
	It was nasty. Glad it's over now. Now I just feel bone weary all the time. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	elatedorgassy 2014-02-17 05:31 am UTC (link)
	And you're big, like you're smuggling a basketball under your shirt? I've never known anyone to be pregnant. I only know what I've seen in the movies. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	jazzkiller 2014-02-17 05:36 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, or a watermelon. I'd try youtube, but it might scare you off from having kids like, forever. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	elatedorgassy 2014-02-17 05:49 am UTC (link)
	Oh, I don't think I'm ever going to have kids! You need a boyfriend or a husband to do that sort of thing. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	redarrow_harper 2014-02-17 06:30 am UTC (link)
	I remember when my ex was that pregnant with my daughter. We were on very different pages at that time. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	jazzkiller 2014-02-17 06:33 am UTC (link)
	I hope you didn't say any of those things to her. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	redarrow_harper 2014-02-17 06:39 am UTC (link)
	No, I did not. We hadn't been talking a lot during the time, but even if we had, I know better than to say any of those things to any pregnant woman. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	jazzkiller 2014-02-17 06:43 am UTC (link)
	Then I'm sorry it didn't work out. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	redarrow_harper 2014-02-17 06:50 am UTC (link)
	We were young and her parents wanted her to give Lian up for adoption, but I wanted her no matter what, so things kind of fell apart. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	the_wolverine 2014-02-17 07:47 am UTC (link)
	May be worth it. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	jazzkiller 2014-02-17 07:51 am UTC (link)
	I will take off a nut, Logan. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_wolverine 2014-02-17 07:52 am UTC (link)
	They grow back. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	jazzkiller 2014-02-17 07:52 am UTC (link)
	I will shave every hair off your body. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_wolverine 2014-02-17 07:54 am UTC (link)
	Also grows back. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	jazzkiller 2014-02-17 07:55 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, but you'd miss it while it did. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	dashdotdash 2014-02-17 07:54 am UTC (link)
	I leave you alone for ten minutes! (Reply to this) (Parent)