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Hail Hydra. (astolenrelic) wrote in valarnet,
@ 2014-01-16 09:54:00

Entry tags:

fandral, hela odinson, loki odinson, tony stark (iron man), zelda

This is certainly not at all where I intended to be. But isn't that the story of my life, as it were, and, hey, I think I'm getting pretty good at this whole other universe/dimension/weird world thing ~~although I'm not entirely certain it's because of Miss Chavez that I'm here~~. It seems normal enough here. Except for Fandral being entirely Midgardian, he remains hopeless as ever, so I take heart, and I don't think anything here will suck out my soul and disintegrate my flesh. (Fingers crossed!)

Having scrolled verily through this message forum, I see many familiar names. I should like to get to know this County of Orange, I think.

Unless you're all actually soul suckers and flesh disintegraters, in which case perhaps I'll stay indoors until such a time as I can return to worlds more friendly.

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	hylianruler 2014-01-16 07:00 pm UTC (link)
	I can tell you without a shadow of a doubt, that I am NOT a soul sucker or a flesh disintegrater. ... whatever those things are. Then again, maybe that's what one of those things would say to try and catch you off guard. Well, if you're a trusting man, you can take my word for it. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	astolenrelic 2014-01-16 07:23 pm UTC (link)
	Hah. Trusting. Sorry. You won't get the joke. (It's very funny, though.) But most soul suckers are pretty obvious with their soul sucking. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hylianruler 2014-01-16 08:35 pm UTC (link)
	Good. I'm definitely not one of them. I would tell you if I was! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	astolenrelic 2014-01-16 08:45 pm UTC (link)
	Naturally I'm pleased to hear you are not. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hylianruler 2014-01-16 08:51 pm UTC (link)
	I don't think you're going to find many in Orange County. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	astolenrelic 2014-01-16 08:54 pm UTC (link)
	Just people with strange dreams. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hylianruler 2014-01-17 12:22 am UTC (link)
	Oh yes. Those we have in spades. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	astolenrelic 2014-01-17 01:42 am UTC (link)
	Indeed. How odd. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hylianruler 2014-01-17 04:56 am UTC (link)
	Right? It's totally weird. Weirdness abides here, man! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	astolenrelic 2014-01-18 04:24 am UTC (link)
	Weird and I have an understanding. It's not so awful. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hylianruler 2014-01-18 07:01 am UTC (link)
	Weird can be good! Weird can be beautiful. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	astolenrelic 2014-01-21 03:36 am UTC (link)
	Weird can be plenty of things. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hylianruler 2014-01-21 06:25 am UTC (link)
	That's very true! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	mrtonystark 2014-01-16 07:01 pm UTC (link)
	I'm sure we can set you up with some kind of tour guide, if you're really interested in getting to know this County of Orange. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	astolenrelic 2014-01-16 07:45 pm UTC (link)
	Stark! Always such a good guy. By the way, I must commend you on your wares. My Stark designed mobile gets fantastic reception in practically every dimension. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mrtonystark 2014-01-16 08:50 pm UTC (link)
	Why... thank you. I must say, it's a bit of a surprise hearing praise from you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	astolenrelic 2014-01-16 08:54 pm UTC (link)
	Hmm, yes, well such things happen. Although perhaps in this place I'm still my old self. Apologies! You mustn't take it to heart, Man of Iron. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mrtonystark 2014-01-17 12:23 am UTC (link)
	You're confusing me, and that's not an easy thing to do. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	astolenrelic 2014-01-17 01:43 am UTC (link)
	It's not in my nature to be anything but confusing and cryptic. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mrtonystark 2014-01-17 04:48 am UTC (link)
	Then you're acting completely naturally. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	astolenrelic 2014-01-18 04:24 am UTC (link)
	You're right. I've not once put up a farce. Not here, anyway. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mrtonystark 2014-01-19 05:33 am UTC (link)
	Vague and intriguing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	astolenrelic 2014-01-21 03:45 am UTC (link)
	Yep! That's me! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	mostdashing 2014-01-17 07:53 am UTC (link)
	... thank you. I think. I'll look for something for us to do together, so you can properly see Orange County. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	astolenrelic 2014-01-17 07:57 am UTC (link)
	It's a compliment! You're reliable and familiar! Take heart, dashing one! (I would like very much to see the land of Disney, and the kingdoms and lands therein) (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mostdashing 2014-01-18 06:55 am UTC (link)
	If you want me to take you to Disneyland, I'll take you to Disneyland. I'd be more than happy to. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	astolenrelic 2014-01-21 04:01 am UTC (link)
	As always, Fandral, you prove your merit. Truly one of the best Asgardians there ever was. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	taichohitsugaya 2014-01-17 06:22 pm UTC (link)
	Rest assured. Any soul suckers will have us to answer to. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	astolenrelic 2014-01-18 04:25 am UTC (link)
	That's very quaint. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	go_to_hel 2014-01-18 10:04 am UTC (link)
	What game are you playing at, Loki? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	astolenrelic 2014-01-21 03:42 am UTC (link)
	No game here, Hela Hel Goddess. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	go_to_hel 2014-01-21 03:49 am UTC (link)
	No, no Hel goddess here: A confused sister stands in her place. What did you do to become this, Loki? Playing with your magics again? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	astolenrelic 2014-01-21 04:02 am UTC (link)
	Hmm. It's a very long story. I mean it. It's long. And starring me, of course, but typing it out on this Pad of I would be tedious. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	go_to_hel 2014-01-21 04:15 am UTC (link)
	Then you may summarize. What have you done? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	astolenrelic 2014-01-22 02:05 am UTC (link)
	Judging by the state of this place, you'll find out in due time. It's no good to rush things (trust me, I know). Needless to say, this time, I feel, I've not done anything. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	go_to_hel 2014-01-28 06:10 am UTC (link)
	You are unlike the brother I know, which all matters given equal weight may be regarded as a boon, but you are also an unknown element, and in this strange place, I grow weary of being waylaid by the unknowns. What was the last event you can recall before arriving here? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	astolenrelic 2014-01-29 03:09 am UTC (link)
	Truly this is a remarkable universe if Hela is so concerned. This sibling turn-out is also something vaguely hilarious. I waved goodbye to my super hero, young avenging friends and moped a bit because I got rejected for a New Year's kiss. It was all very sad, poor Loki, no one but himself weeps, blah blah. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	go_to_hel 2014-01-29 05:29 am UTC (link)
	In this world I must dwell so there must be more than a measure of concern in my view. Ah yes, growing up with you Odinsons has proven to be a truly hysterical prospect... Your "super hero friends?" I suspect our worlds run more parallel than I had first surmised. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	astolenrelic 2014-01-30 04:19 am UTC (link)
	Then you are in for a nasty sort of treat, I believe. I can feel the odd power that oozes from this place. I'll admit, I don't like it much, and for me to not like something possibly dastardly is a bit OOC, as they say, so I'd be wary of just how parallel these lives end up being. (Reply to this) (Parent)