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Tweak says, "Wait, who's Dwigt?"

Commander (the_commander) wrote in valarnet,
@ 2013-11-29 14:51:00

Entry tags:

commander tyra shepard, lara croft, sam nishimura

The things you see in the supermarket tabloids. Lara, is there something you and Sam need to share with us?

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	lara 2013-11-29 10:53 pm UTC (link)
	Oh my god what the hell is that? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	the_commander 2013-11-29 10:55 pm UTC (link)
	Did you guys elope and not tell us? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lara 2013-11-29 10:56 pm UTC (link)
	Of course not! I wouldn't do it that way at all. That's...probably some other Lara and Sam. Or they just finally realized who Sam's father is. .. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	the_reason 2013-11-29 10:59 pm UTC (link)
	That isn't my butt and it sure as hell isn't Lara's. Our butts and thighs are hard as rocks and smooth as silk, we definitely don't have that much cellulite! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	the_commander 2013-11-29 11:00 pm UTC (link)
	Everyone has cellulite, Sammy. That amuses the ever loving hell out of me. I think Lara is going to have a panic attack. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_reason 2013-11-29 11:04 pm UTC (link)
	If we eloped we'd make you drive us to Vegas because we'd get there faster! Plus we'd need witnesses anyway. I don't have cellulite! I don't know what you're talking about. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_commander 2013-11-29 11:13 pm UTC (link)
	~~Yeah about Vegas...~~ I've stared enough at your ass. You have it. I have it. We all have it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_reason 2013-11-29 11:16 pm UTC (link)
	Fine, fine. But that still isn't my ass. And it isn't Lara's ass, because Lara's ass is glorious and that ass is just really not that great at all. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_commander 2013-11-29 11:17 pm UTC (link)
	I can't disagree with you about Lara's ass. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_reason 2013-11-29 11:36 pm UTC (link)
	That's right! Lara's ass is best ass! And it's my ass! But I'm generous so I'll let you keep staring at it until Dani hits you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_commander 2013-11-29 11:40 pm UTC (link)
	Worth it. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	lara 2013-11-29 11:14 pm UTC (link)
	We're never eloping. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_reason 2013-11-29 11:16 pm UTC (link)
	We aren't? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lara 2013-11-29 11:18 pm UTC (link)
	No. I mean, I wouldn't want to do it that way. I'd want it done proper. Traditional. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_reason 2013-11-29 11:36 pm UTC (link)
	Fairy princess wedding? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lara 2013-11-29 11:40 pm UTC (link)
	Something like that, yes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_reason 2013-11-29 11:42 pm UTC (link)
	I'll be the bride, that way the father of the bride can foot the bill. :D (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lara 2013-11-29 11:48 pm UTC (link)
	Have you told him about us...? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_reason 2013-11-29 11:52 pm UTC (link)
	Uhm, actually... No. I probably should but I'm kind of scared they'll cut me off. >.> (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lara 2013-11-29 11:58 pm UTC (link)
	Roth took it well. It'll be fine, Sam. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_reason 2013-11-30 12:06 am UTC (link)
	I hope! They'll probably just think it's another attention grab, anyway. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lara 2013-11-30 12:17 am UTC (link)
	I seem to recall that he likes me. We could tell him together? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_reason 2013-11-30 02:30 am UTC (link)
	I think I want to try doing this one on my own first. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lara 2013-11-30 02:39 am UTC (link)
	Take your time with it if you need to. (Reply to this) (Parent)