Violet Harmon likes the darkness. (takeeverything) wrote in valarnet, @ 2013-09-03 00:18:00 |
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Entry tags: | henrik mikaelson, pamela swynford de beaufort, penelope garcia, raymond garraty, tatia petrova, tom sawyer, violet harmon |
Okay, so this 50 Shades of Grey thing. It's just porn for people who haven't had sex in a long time, right? And the movie's just going to be awkward and weird? I mean, I know I want to watch some guy spank some young chick for two hours on a date. Why not just go do that?
Fucking people. Just go get a hooker.