Pete Wisdom is saving the world...from itself. (mister_wisdom) wrote in valarnet, @ 2012-06-03 01:52:00 |
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Entry tags: | alice liddell, ashley magnus, azula, bellatrix black, bethany hawke, dani moonstar (mirage), gaila, kitty pryde (shadowcat), maria hill, pete wisdom, tony stark (iron man), ty lee |
I hate you, internet.
Right. Valar net, is it? I'd like to take this moment to announce that I think the vast majority of the internet is a fat load of cack and a festering vile pit of cyber-crime and hacking, and balding wrinkly old men trying to get into little girls' knickers while typing out convenient meeting places, one-handedly. The whole thing can go up in flames so that I can light a cigarette off it, and feel the burn of sheer pleasure racing through my lungs.
Except for the legitimate pornography. We can keep that. It can be preserved for posterity. Like fine art.
Now that I'm apparently stuck here close by Disneyland, which we all know was founded by a probable Jew hater and is quite literally my idea of hell on earth? Please, drooling worshipers of your monitor screens, be so kind as to give me pointers to where I can go to get absolutely tanked out of my bloody mind. Pubs. I need pubs. Because I've gone fourty minutes without something alcoholic being filtered through my liver. That is thirty minutes too long.
I might not survive.