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Tweak says, "With... A herring!"

You should listen to Navi DuBleu. (heyheylisten) wrote in valarnet,
@ 2013-08-19 20:17:00

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fluttershy, miguel, navi, pete wisdom, samwise gamgee, tinkerbell, verity, zelda, zeus

I AM 35 WEEKS PREGNANT. That's a lot of weeks. I'm gonna pop any day now, and I'm just ... kind of hoping that the firefairy comes early so we can get this baby thing goin' so I can heal up so we can do it all over again. PETE DID YOU READ THAT? READY YOURSELF IN A MONTH IT IS ON

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	mister_wisdom 2013-08-19 11:05 pm UTC (link)
	...both? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	heyheylisten 2013-08-19 11:14 pm UTC (link)
	I don't want to jump right now, I'm all sore. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mister_wisdom 2013-08-20 02:14 am UTC (link)
	Sit and bounce? Fine. I don't want you to be more sore. Maybe we should shag it right out of you. Unless you're too sore for that. Then spicy food, it is. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	heyheylisten 2013-08-20 02:18 am UTC (link)
	Spicy food it is. At this point, I just want to sit in the tub and wiggle indignantly. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mister_wisdom 2013-08-20 03:49 am UTC (link)
	Spicy food, you shall have. As long as I get to watch your wriggling around. Yes, even if it's in the bath. Pick your poison and I'll fetch it for you. As long as you promise that you won't pop him out while I'm out and about. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	heyheylisten 2013-08-20 04:01 am UTC (link)
	Of course, you can come sit with me. I like when you sit with me. Ummmm, butter chicken with extra garlic naan and some samosas? And of course I won't. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mister_wisdom 2013-08-20 02:04 pm UTC (link)
	Fine then. Let's eat spicy food while we sit in the bath. It's big enough to accommodate all three of us and the mountain of samosas that I'm bringing back for you. I'll be back as soon as possible. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	heyheylisten 2013-08-20 06:34 pm UTC (link)
	Just don't drop any samosas in the tub! I love you, you know. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mister_wisdom 2013-08-20 08:37 pm UTC (link)
	We're going to have to eat everything clothed, otherwise spicy things might get in parts we don't want them to be in. And you know that I'm a sloppy eater. I love you too, Petal. I'm beyond ready for baby time and nappy changes and rolling my eyes at three in the bloody morning when there's crying and...telling him about alien werewolves. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	heyheylisten 2013-08-20 08:46 pm UTC (link)
	That's why I said! I don't wanna clean samosa out of the tub. There's alien werewolves? WHY DON'T I KNOW THAT? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mister_wisdom 2013-08-23 02:12 pm UTC (link)
	Hiring a maid. Don't worry, love. Preventative measure. There's literally alien everythings. Even alien sasquatches. ...I wish I didn't know that. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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