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Tweak says, "As you wish."

Nicholas D. Wolfwood (wolfwood) wrote in valarnet,
@ 2013-08-08 22:12:00

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bella donna boudreaux, brienne, dean winchester, john constantine, nicholas d. wolfwood

I don't know what the hell I just saw on TV, but let me say this: I'm military, and on behalf of every military man who has ever called his testicles his "clip"? I'm so sorry, ladies.

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	wolfwood 2013-08-08 11:52 pm UTC (link)
	Meat comparisons are usually off the table unless the lady makes them first. Then it's fair game. My primary weapon is technically a rocket launcher, I'm a specialist - they just call it a payload, I think. Which would be its own kind of euphemism, but that one just sounds dirty without even trying. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rhymeswithfine 2013-08-08 11:54 pm UTC (link)
	Meat comparisons. Off the table. I like you, mate. Yeah, no. Fairly certain a payload is that bit on the DVD where you can just watch all the cumshots and skip the rest. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wolfwood 2013-08-09 12:14 am UTC (link)
	Agreed. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	petitmort 2013-08-09 05:49 pm UTC (link)
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	wolfwood 2013-08-09 05:51 pm UTC (link)
	Well, it does. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	petitmort 2013-08-09 05:53 pm UTC (link)
	That's true. It's more impressive, too. If you're gonna call your shit weapons, you want to go big. There's no half measures allowed in doucheland. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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