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Tweak says, "WHAT FUCKING IAN GUY???"

Nicholas D. Wolfwood (wolfwood) wrote in valarnet,
@ 2013-08-08 22:12:00

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bella donna boudreaux, brienne, dean winchester, john constantine, nicholas d. wolfwood

I don't know what the hell I just saw on TV, but let me say this: I'm military, and on behalf of every military man who has ever called his testicles his "clip"? I'm so sorry, ladies.

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	rhymeswithfine 2013-08-08 11:25 pm UTC (link)
	The what now? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	wolfwood 2013-08-08 11:32 pm UTC (link)
	Was channel surfing and saw some idiot talking about "emptying his clip" when he was with a lady. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rhymeswithfine 2013-08-08 11:35 pm UTC (link)
	Christ. That's one classy fuck. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wolfwood 2013-08-08 11:38 pm UTC (link)
	I try not to actually talk about that kind of stuff when I'm with a woman. And if I have to talk about it at all, I try to not, y'know, do ... that. Besides, technically, my primary weapon doesn't have a clip. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

rhymeswithfine
2013-08-08 11:50 pm UTC (link)

Not certain and euphemism really is appreciated when it comes to wooing or sleeping with someone. I'm certain there's no lady out there who wants to be invited to the gun show, or have a "clip" unloaded on them. Also fairly sure comparisons to meat are a no go these days (which is nearly a shame, because they're right hilarious).

Now that just begs the question of what your weapon does have. Something that the ladies will like?

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	wolfwood 2013-08-08 11:52 pm UTC (link)
	Meat comparisons are usually off the table unless the lady makes them first. Then it's fair game. My primary weapon is technically a rocket launcher, I'm a specialist - they just call it a payload, I think. Which would be its own kind of euphemism, but that one just sounds dirty without even trying. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rhymeswithfine 2013-08-08 11:54 pm UTC (link)
	Meat comparisons. Off the table. I like you, mate. Yeah, no. Fairly certain a payload is that bit on the DVD where you can just watch all the cumshots and skip the rest. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wolfwood 2013-08-09 12:14 am UTC (link)
	Agreed. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	petitmort 2013-08-09 05:49 pm UTC (link)
	(Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wolfwood 2013-08-09 05:51 pm UTC (link)
	Well, it does. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	petitmort 2013-08-09 05:53 pm UTC (link)
	That's true. It's more impressive, too. If you're gonna call your shit weapons, you want to go big. There's no half measures allowed in doucheland. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	intothedust 2013-08-09 12:13 am UTC (link)
	Any time a man said that to me, got my foot in his clip. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	wolfwood 2013-08-09 12:14 am UTC (link)
	As well they should, ma'am, and I'm not trying to kiss ass. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	intothedust 2013-08-09 12:20 am UTC (link)
	That's good. But men like that are idiotic if they think saying that to a woman works. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wolfwood 2013-08-09 12:21 am UTC (link)
	Well, yes. I usually go with the time-honored "Hello" or "May I buy you a drink". (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	intothedust 2013-08-09 12:36 am UTC (link)
	That's much better. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	perditionfree 2013-08-09 12:17 am UTC (link)
	...what. That sounds more like redneck man than military. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	wolfwood 2013-08-09 12:21 am UTC (link)
	Makes sense to me, but it was one of those stupid-ass "behind the scenes" documentaries set on a base. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	perditionfree 2013-08-09 12:25 am UTC (link)
	Those are fucking bullshit, and that is disgusting and I've known some pretty unpc grunts. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wolfwood 2013-08-09 12:26 am UTC (link)
	True on all counts. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	perditionfree 2013-08-09 12:37 am UTC (link)
	I'm stuck imagining some sort of cyborg who actually has a clip for his sack. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	petitmort 2013-08-09 05:51 pm UTC (link)
	People call their gonads all kinds of weird shit. I don't even know. I think that's less offensive than some of the stuff I've heard. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	wolfwood 2013-08-09 05:58 pm UTC (link)
	Belle, you're usually an attractive woman, and I know you've hung around a lot of military and law enforcement types. I can only imagine the shit you've heard. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	petitmort 2013-08-09 06:01 pm UTC (link)
	You really can't. Businessmen aren't as blatant but they can be pretty bad, too. You just learn to give as good as you get, eventually. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wolfwood 2013-08-09 06:07 pm UTC (link)
	Good. The only time I ever remember talking to a woman like that, she broke my nose. I said some stupid shit about her shirt looking better on my floor, and she decked me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	petitmort 2013-08-09 06:09 pm UTC (link)
	Awww, that's not even that bad. But I'd have played the dumb blonde and asked if it matched your carpets. But I played the dumb blonde a lot. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wolfwood 2013-08-09 06:10 pm UTC (link)
	You're not a dumb blonde. I learned that in about ten minutes playing pool with you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	petitmort 2013-08-09 06:11 pm UTC (link)
	That's because you're not an asshole. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wolfwood 2013-08-09 06:11 pm UTC (link)
	I do try. (Reply to this) (Parent)