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Rikku is aggressively cheerful. (justrikku) wrote in valarnet,
@ 2013-08-04 17:28:00

Entry tags:

bahamut, jeremy gilbert, kitty pryde (shadowcat), lexi branson, remy lebeau (gambit), rikku, yuna

ummmmmm

How do you make a penis stop freaking out?

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	lediableblanc 2013-08-04 06:32 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, please don't slap me for this. But define "freakin' out." (Reply to this) (Thread)

	justrikku 2013-08-04 06:33 pm UTC (link)
	Well. I never had one before today, and yelling at it isn't working. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lediableblanc 2013-08-04 06:38 pm UTC (link)
	Putain. Um. They kinda got minds of their own, but the only thing that works is thinking about the least sexy thing you can possibly come up with. Like, Madeleine Albright naked on a cold day unsexy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	justrikku 2013-08-04 06:46 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, not working. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lediableblanc 2013-08-04 06:49 pm UTC (link)
	Well, you do seem like you swapped with somebody who's high school or college age, and a boy. If that's so, maybe not much gonna help 'cept ... well. Takin' care of the problem. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	justrikku 2013-08-04 06:55 pm UTC (link)
	I've never even seen a penis before, I don't know how they work! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	bubbly_vamp 2013-08-04 06:38 pm UTC (link)
	Think of baseball. And if that doesn't work, think of your grandmother naked. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	justrikku 2013-08-04 06:47 pm UTC (link)
	I'm watching gross weird porn. That's helping. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bubbly_vamp 2013-08-04 06:48 pm UTC (link)
	I'm strangely curious as to what constitutes gross, weird porn. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	justrikku 2013-08-04 06:56 pm UTC (link)
	Clowns. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	shadowcat 2013-08-04 06:44 pm UTC (link)
	WHAT (Reply to this) (Thread)

	justrikku 2013-08-04 06:46 pm UTC (link)
	Hi, KittyKitty. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	shadowcat 2013-08-04 06:51 pm UTC (link)
	What penis what?! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	justrikku 2013-08-04 06:56 pm UTC (link)
	I have one and it hurts? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	shadowcat 2013-08-04 07:01 pm UTC (link)
	..I'm trying to help reverse this. But uhm is he cute? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	savedbythering 2013-08-04 07:03 pm UTC (link)
	Oh come on, it's not that difficult to control. If it was then we'd all be walking around with boners. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	justrikku 2013-08-04 07:24 pm UTC (link)
	I've never had a penis before! I've never seen one or poked one! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	savedbythering 2013-08-04 07:40 pm UTC (link)
	Okay, that's the funniest image I've ever gotten and also kind of disturbing. Okay, so do you know who you swapped with cause I've got two friends who kind of look alike and you must be one of them. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	justrikku 2013-08-04 07:45 pm UTC (link)
	Guy named Henrik. He seems nice, but uh. Yeah. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	savedbythering 2013-08-04 07:51 pm UTC (link)
	Henrik is cool. He's my sister's friend's brother. I saw your other convo up above and just thought, in case you didn't know, he's like sixteen. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	mega_flare 2013-08-15 07:13 pm UTC (link)
	Ignore it. Trust me, it can take care of itself. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	justrikku 2013-08-15 07:30 pm UTC (link)
	HARD TO IGNORE IT. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mega_flare 2013-08-15 08:08 pm UTC (link)
	Practice makes perfect. Try a cold shower or a pitcher of ice water in your lap. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	justrikku 2013-08-15 10:09 pm UTC (link)
	The cold shower thing was what I was planning on. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mega_flare 2013-08-15 10:21 pm UTC (link)
	Sure--and Christmas is coming, too! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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