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Tweak says, "I cry your pardon, gunslinger."

Sherlock Holmes has a three patch problem. (notbeingme) wrote in valarnet,
@ 2013-06-30 09:56:00

Entry tags:

penelope garcia, sherlock holmes

I found the blasted mug.

One of those things had it, but that's dealt with. I require new employment. Soon.

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	[Private to Sherlock Holmes] pansymalfoy 2013-06-30 05:06 pm UTC (link)
	What do you charge? I have a case. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	[ Locked ] notbeingme 2013-06-30 10:59 pm UTC (link)
	Don't be vulgar. I do not do this for money. What is it you need? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[ Locked ] pansymalfoy 2013-06-30 11:01 pm UTC (link)
	I want to know who my biological parents are. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[ Locked ] notbeingme 2013-06-30 11:11 pm UTC (link)
	Will your boyfriend get cross with me as he did last time for meddling? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[ Locked ] pansymalfoy 2013-07-01 01:46 am UTC (link)
	I'm not planning on telling him. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[ Locked ] notbeingme 2013-07-01 01:53 am UTC (link)
	Understood. Give me two days. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[ Locked ] pansymalfoy 2013-07-01 02:05 am UTC (link)
	You know how to reach me. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	all_knowing 2013-06-30 07:09 pm UTC (link)
	My hero! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	notbeingme 2013-06-30 11:00 pm UTC (link)
	Lose something else, quickly. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	all_knowing 2013-06-30 11:14 pm UTC (link)
	I don't usually lose things! Everything's laid out just so on my desk for a reason. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notbeingme 2013-06-30 11:16 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, you're of no help. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	all_knowing 2013-06-30 11:23 pm UTC (link)
	We could always get into crime? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notbeingme 2013-06-30 11:24 pm UTC (link)
	Too derivative. You do things with the internet, don't you? Find trouble, somehow. I'm sure it's there. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	all_knowing 2013-06-30 11:25 pm UTC (link)
	~~things with the internet? THINGS WITH THE~~ Someone took a baby monkey from the zoo. Rare species. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notbeingme 2013-06-30 11:27 pm UTC (link)
	The groundskeeper, trying to sell it on the black market for Chinese zoo animals. Next? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	all_knowing 2013-06-30 11:31 pm UTC (link)
	Fashion designer lost four dresses during a fashion show last night. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notbeingme 2013-06-30 11:32 pm UTC (link)
	Didn't lose, failed to transport them safely, going for insurance fraud. Next? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	all_knowing 2013-06-30 11:34 pm UTC (link)
	Senator's aide drowned in own bathttub. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notbeingme 2013-06-30 11:39 pm UTC (link)
	Idiot. Next? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	all_knowing 2013-06-30 11:52 pm UTC (link)
	ow you just made tea come out my nose you jerk (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notbeingme 2013-06-30 11:54 pm UTC (link)
	You hardly need my help with that, cough a few times it'll sort itself out. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	all_knowing 2013-06-30 11:55 pm UTC (link)
	I didn't ne nevermind. Let's see. Chinese dignitary here for undisclosed reasons. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notbeingme 2013-06-30 11:57 pm UTC (link)
	Buying the baby monkey from the groundskeeper to sell at a higher price to support his expensive drug habit. Next? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	all_knowing 2013-07-01 12:13 am UTC (link)
	Bee population still down! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notbeingme 2013-07-01 12:14 am UTC (link)
	Likely a fungus of some kind, pending further research. I'll book travel to Mexico to make certain. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	all_knowing 2013-07-01 12:20 am UTC (link)
	Could be related to the frogs. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notbeingme 2013-07-01 12:22 am UTC (link)
	The frogs. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	all_knowing 2013-07-01 12:26 am UTC (link)
	They're dying out too. About 170 species have died out in the last decade alone. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notbeingme 2013-07-01 12:27 am UTC (link)
	FINALLY. Something worth my time! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	all_knowing 2013-07-01 12:30 am UTC (link)
	Not ... really? It's smog. They're amphibians, so they breathe through their skin. Dioxins are bad for everyone. (Reply to this) (Parent)