Getting shot sucks. At least it wont take long to heal. Stupid teenaged reflexes. Who robs restaurants anyway, anymore? Don't robbers have more style? Or is there no pride at all? Meh.
Being shot in this life really trumps the memory of being shot in a dream. In a bad way.
Also, hospital food and television programming sucks. I think they want to encourage people to get better by sheer will alone, just to get away from it.